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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Live From Pride
Notes: N/A

No, bud, you don't, like— that's so much more than we're ever going to need, oh my God—

( it's eddie brock looking so, so concerned at something off camera, and then there's a whoosh of flames from beside him and a look of abject horror. )

...How about I do the cooking. Yeah? Sound good? You can do... roll call.

YES!
WE WILL CALL THE ROLL!
AND WE WILL EAT THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND.

Yeah— wait, no? No, God... Okay. ( back to looking at the camera. ) Barbeque. We're doing a barbeque— It's... It's gonna be cool. I promise. It's all good.

We have goats. I'll send over the address to anyone who wants to stop by.

Comments

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, that's a lot of roll to call...

OurPowers is just to our friends, though, right? I only have, like... I dunno, 50 friends on here?

Oh God, what if this is like that TikTok party that went viral—

[superhostage]

Well.. you did post it pretty publicly to metas. But you didn't post the address, so it should be okay!

.. Are there baby goats?

[frenchkissed]

Okay, so watch where I post the address. Got it.

We love and accept goats of all shapes and sizes, but... we do have a few tiny lil' guys.

[superhostage]

I feel like that means you owe a baby animal tax, then?

[ show him the babies, eddie. ]

[frenchkissed]

You know, I would... but leaving V alone with this grill is feeling pretty precarious. And I can't afford to burn down the house of, like, the coolest person I know.

Also, I don't pay taxes... But if you came and saw them in person, that's like the opposite of a tax?

[superhostage]

[ he doesn't.. pay taxes..? well, maybe none of the new arrivals do. must be nice. ]

Oh, um, I can't do that. [ alas. ] But maybe some other people will take pictures. You should pick a hashtag for the party.

[frenchkissed]

Oh? Well, that's okay. Maybe next time?

Gimme a bit to get the food started, and I'll send you lot of pictures. Don't want you feeling left out.

...People still use hashtags?

[superhostage]

[ a slightly awkward, self-conscious smile. ] Uh, yeah, maybe-- maybe next time.

[ the smile gets more flustered and a little pained. ] No, you don't-- I was just kidding about the, uh, the baby animal tax. You don't have to do that. It sounds like you have your hands full with cooking and stuff. [ and every time he's seen these two on ourpowers, venom has seemed like a lot to try to keep up with.

his shoulders lift in a small shrug. ] Sure, on Twitter and Instagram and stuff. Do you use them?

[frenchkissed]

No, dude, it's cool. We have animals. Animals should be shared. It's like the number one reason why people buy dogs — to take a shitload of cute pictures with them and share them with the world. It makes the world a better place.

( accept his goats!!! )

I mean, yeah, I do? But I think the mechanics of the search engine sort of takeaway from the need for specific hashtags... Hashtags are more of an aesthetic thing at this point. Which is cool.

Uh... Hashtag Barbecue Time?