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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Live From Pride
Notes: N/A

No, bud, you don't, like— that's so much more than we're ever going to need, oh my God—

( it's eddie brock looking so, so concerned at something off camera, and then there's a whoosh of flames from beside him and a look of abject horror. )

...How about I do the cooking. Yeah? Sound good? You can do... roll call.

YES!
WE WILL CALL THE ROLL!
AND WE WILL EAT THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND.

Yeah— wait, no? No, God... Okay. ( back to looking at the camera. ) Barbeque. We're doing a barbeque— It's... It's gonna be cool. I promise. It's all good.

We have goats. I'll send over the address to anyone who wants to stop by.

Comments

un: Olly Valentine

[superhostage]

This is really cute of you guys. I hope you don't have, um.. like, five-hundred people show up or something, though.

UN: Speed

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Can we please go back to the part where you're going to eat the ones who don't attend? I think that's the important bit.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, that's a lot of roll to call...

OurPowers is just to our friends, though, right? I only have, like... I dunno, 50 friends on here?

Oh God, what if this is like that TikTok party that went viral—

[frenchkissed]

You think?

...Then maybe you should show up and grab some corn on the cob if you know what's good for you.

[superhostage]

Well.. you did post it pretty publicly to metas. But you didn't post the address, so it should be okay!

.. Are there baby goats?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Why would I want to go to the guy whose bodysnatcher wants to snack on people?

I am not a self-delivering pizza.

video; AngelA

[hevenly]

Wonderful. It has been some time since I ate roasted goat meat.

[monomachy]

You will not eat my goats.

[frenchkissed]

You know, that one's on me. My bad. Should have phrased that better.

The goats aren't for eating. We have other food for that.

Goats... goats are for cuddling. They're soft little guys. 100% not eatable.

[frenchkissed]

Okay, so watch where I post the address. Got it.

We love and accept goats of all shapes and sizes, but... we do have a few tiny lil' guys.

[hevenly]

Diana... Forgive me, I did not know the goats were yours.

[ Implying that she 100% would have eaten someone else's goats. ]

[hevenly]

I see. My apologies for the misinterpretation.

What can I bring for this event? I will not attend emptyhanded.

[superhostage]

I feel like that means you owe a baby animal tax, then?

[ show him the babies, eddie. ]

[monomachy]

[someone else's goats would be fair game, tbh]

It's alright. The announcement about what the goats were for was not clear. They are for petting.

[frenchkissed]

Nah, more like my apologies for using goats and barbeque in the same sentence.

You don't have to bring anything... maybe something for everyone to share? Like some salad? Or a really big fruit?

[hevenly]

I cannot say that I have ever pet a goat. Are they very soft?

[hevenly]

[ Eddie, why are those your two examples...? ]

I will bring some watermelon.

[frenchkissed]

You know, I would... but leaving V alone with this grill is feeling pretty precarious. And I can't afford to burn down the house of, like, the coolest person I know.

Also, I don't pay taxes... But if you came and saw them in person, that's like the opposite of a tax?

[frenchkissed]

That's perfect, actually. Diana really likes watermelon.

I think she ate an entire watermelon on her own, once.

...

I'm a little afraid of her.

[superhostage]

[ he doesn't.. pay taxes..? well, maybe none of the new arrivals do. must be nice. ]

Oh, um, I can't do that. [ alas. ] But maybe some other people will take pictures. You should pick a hashtag for the party.

[hevenly]

[ Angela smiles a smile that might make Eddie think, maybe he should be afraid of her too. ]

Does she?

[ Note to self, bring an extra watermelon just for Diana. ]

[video] un: yusei

[planetary_bonds]

Mr. and Mr. Venom.

[oh my god. he's going to be calling you two that until the end of time isn't he.]

Should I bring anything if I come?

[you bring things when you visit other people's houses, right? martha always impressed good manners. and he actually has a job now! where he makes money! he can buy things! all of the things!

having money is awesome.]

[frenchkissed]

( don't worry, he is. )

Yeah... she likes a lot of stuff.

Dresses, flowers, rabbits, horses, swords... she's really cool people, man.

text; @Sephiroth

[unkindled_madness]

Is it a joke? About eating people.

[frenchkissed]

Mostly...
Mostly a joke.

We're not eating anyone, though. So you don't have to worry.