RUE MOORE HAS IT: MARCH EDITION
Mar. 13th, 2023 03:12 pmHellooooo, metacuties!
First - is the Alliance now hiring non-metas, too? This strapping swordsman was seen helping civilians out of a starchy situation in Little Love!
[ a photograph of six jogging along a country road with a large pack on his back appears on the screen. it looks like it was taken from a moving car as it drove past him. ]
Reports say that he was using nothing but two swords and his own raw strength! Is that all it takes these days? Where do I apply?
The wholesome vigilante Squirrel Girl may, in fact, be Squirrels Girl! Witnesses have reported seeing a short, furry figure stop a mugger, only to retreat from authorities by dissolving into a pile of squirrels! One helpful source sent along this picture!
[ a photo flashes up onto the screen! ]
Central City had better watch out! They may be coming for your bird feeders next!
Speaking of bird feeders–let's not forget about the influx of strange vigilante children! Several different “Robins” have been seen throughout the city, all wearing similar bright costumes in red, yellow, and green. Are they clones? Different models of robotic child soldiers? What’s with their fashion sense?
Out in Little Love, they're raising the reward for the capture of their mystery thief! I wonder who it could be? Rumor has it someone wearing a dark coat has been spotted at every reported incident. Talk about tall, dark, and nefarious!
In Excelsior, CapeSpotter2k23 managed to catch sight of a very heated rivalry!
[ another photo flashes up on the screen. It’s a low-quality and somewhat blurry shot of two people on a rooftop, one grabbing the lapels of the other’s jacket. outside of costume they might not be recognizable, but as it is, they’re fairy identifiable as the Alliance hero Prodigy and the Society villain Anathema. ]
Stay tuned for updates! This looks like it's going to get juicy!
On a final note: there's been concerns about a new unaligned metahuman by the name Galatea rampaging around! She claims to be a hero, but can anyone Unaligned truly be someone fighting for justice? A little bird told me she's something of a loose canon. Only time will tell! Hopefully she doesn't cause mass destruction before someone figures that out!
Hear anything fun? Exciting? Have some theories on what's going on with those Robins or the rivalmance between Prodigy and Anathema? Pleaase let me know!
I'll see you all next month. ♡
First - is the Alliance now hiring non-metas, too? This strapping swordsman was seen helping civilians out of a starchy situation in Little Love!
[ a photograph of six jogging along a country road with a large pack on his back appears on the screen. it looks like it was taken from a moving car as it drove past him. ]
Reports say that he was using nothing but two swords and his own raw strength! Is that all it takes these days? Where do I apply?
The wholesome vigilante Squirrel Girl may, in fact, be Squirrels Girl! Witnesses have reported seeing a short, furry figure stop a mugger, only to retreat from authorities by dissolving into a pile of squirrels! One helpful source sent along this picture!
[ a photo flashes up onto the screen! ]
Central City had better watch out! They may be coming for your bird feeders next!
Speaking of bird feeders–let's not forget about the influx of strange vigilante children! Several different “Robins” have been seen throughout the city, all wearing similar bright costumes in red, yellow, and green. Are they clones? Different models of robotic child soldiers? What’s with their fashion sense?
Out in Little Love, they're raising the reward for the capture of their mystery thief! I wonder who it could be? Rumor has it someone wearing a dark coat has been spotted at every reported incident. Talk about tall, dark, and nefarious!
In Excelsior, CapeSpotter2k23 managed to catch sight of a very heated rivalry!
[ another photo flashes up on the screen. It’s a low-quality and somewhat blurry shot of two people on a rooftop, one grabbing the lapels of the other’s jacket. outside of costume they might not be recognizable, but as it is, they’re fairy identifiable as the Alliance hero Prodigy and the Society villain Anathema. ]
Stay tuned for updates! This looks like it's going to get juicy!
On a final note: there's been concerns about a new unaligned metahuman by the name Galatea rampaging around! She claims to be a hero, but can anyone Unaligned truly be someone fighting for justice? A little bird told me she's something of a loose canon. Only time will tell! Hopefully she doesn't cause mass destruction before someone figures that out!
Hear anything fun? Exciting? Have some theories on what's going on with those Robins or the rivalmance between Prodigy and Anathema? Pleaase let me know!
I'll see you all next month. ♡