( video | un: honeybadger )

[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

dn: Leon (he/him) | video

[faceguy]

Sooooo guessing you have history with space bugs? Does a space bug even look different from regular bugs?

[He's genuinely interested!]

[honeybadgerer]

They're bigger! Some of them have teeth.

And yeah, they kidnapped me to make me their brood queen. It sucked. A lot.

[faceguy]

Uh, yeah... that sounds pretty gross.

[He's not sure he wants to hear any details on this one.]

I've only ever seen one alien but they were more, uh... gooey.

[honeybadgerer]

Oh yeah, I've seen a few gooey ones. Generally they come in all types.

[faceguy]

All types? So like, what's the weirdest?

[honeybadgerer]

Probably the brood.

[faceguy]

Eugh, you keep saying that. [Leo makes a face.] I can only think of them bursting out of your stomach or something.

[honeybadgerer]

Yeahhh, that's pretty close.

text un: captain marvel

[chewiedout]

You might want to mention to watch out for space cat tentacles.

[honeybadgerer]

That's probably under the subsection of tentacles. And tentacles are space/supernatural/undersea.

dn: GameOvR | Text

[purplexing]

1; Great, so even space has bugs.
2; Fair warning. Wish people would apply that to everyday activities in general.
3; Wait, space what now

[honeybadgerer]

Space raccoons! I met one.

[purplexing]

Are they any different from regular Earth raccoons?

[honeybadgerer]

They're bigger and carry guns.

[purplexing]

That sounds both disconcerting and fascinating

[honeybadgerer]

He was pretty nice.

[ he killed someone but that person sucked, so. ]

[purplexing]

Just no petting. But then I guess that's understandable if we're talking a sentient being. ...although I don't think it's recommended that people pet wild raccoons either so I think you're risking something either way if you try.

[honeybadgerer]

Never stopped anyone before.

text; anon

[mostdangerousbird]

Space raccoons are good raccoons?

[honeybadgerer]

I did just say that.

[mostdangerousbird]

Context?

[honeybadgerer]

What context do you need?

[mostdangerousbird]

Space bugs are almost a multiversal constant. Space raccoons, not so much. Are they metaphorically raccoons? Raccoon analogues?

[honeybadgerer]

He was a raccoon. He talked. He had a gun. His name is Rocket Raccoon.

[mostdangerousbird]

Right.

Are there space raccoons here?