( video | un: honeybadger )

[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

dn: Leon (he/him) | video

[faceguy]

Sooooo guessing you have history with space bugs? Does a space bug even look different from regular bugs?

[He's genuinely interested!]

text un: captain marvel

[chewiedout]

You might want to mention to watch out for space cat tentacles.

dn: GameOvR | Text

[purplexing]

1; Great, so even space has bugs.
2; Fair warning. Wish people would apply that to everyday activities in general.
3; Wait, space what now

text; anon

[mostdangerousbird]

Space raccoons are good raccoons?