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[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

[purplexing]

That sounds both disconcerting and fascinating

[honeybadgerer]

He was pretty nice.

[ he killed someone but that person sucked, so. ]

[purplexing]

Just no petting. But then I guess that's understandable if we're talking a sentient being. ...although I don't think it's recommended that people pet wild raccoons either so I think you're risking something either way if you try.

[honeybadgerer]

Never stopped anyone before.

[purplexing]

Unfortunately true.

[honeybadgerer]

This is why these are useful tips!

[purplexing]

Not saying they aren't! It's just a matter of whether they will be heeded.

[honeybadgerer]

I can't do anything about that.

[purplexing]

Of course not. You've done your job, I applaud the effort. Anything anyone does in spite of such warnings will get what they deserve.

[honeybadgerer]

Pretty much.

Though I hope they don't.