( video | un: honeybadger )

[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

[honeybadgerer]

Probably the brood.

[faceguy]

Eugh, you keep saying that. [Leo makes a face.] I can only think of them bursting out of your stomach or something.

[honeybadgerer]

Yeahhh, that's pretty close.

[faceguy]

Gross.

[He's both disgusted and fascinated.]

Have you been in space a lot or something?

[honeybadgerer]

No, just that one time. We had to go help someone in space.

[faceguy]

Sounds like a lot happened in that one time. [But that's pretty typical, in his experience.] Did you manage to help them, at least?

[honeybadgerer]

Yeah. It was a bit messy but we helped. We always do.

[faceguy]

Who's "we"? If you don't mind me asking.

[honeybadgerer]

Me and my sister! She took me on a space adventure.

[faceguy]

Oh, sweet. I do all my heroing with my fam too.

[Or well, did, before he ended up here.]

[honeybadgerer]

Yeah. I mean, it's a weird situation because I'm really her clone.

But we see each other as sisters.

[faceguy]

What's weird about that? When you think about it, twins are just clones of each other anyway.

[He learned about this in class! The egg splits in two and that's why they have the same DNA. So it's basically the same thing.]

Well, not me and my twin. We aren't even the same species. Family's kinda just what you want it to be, I guess.

[honeybadgerer]

Oh, I don't think it's weird. It's just like. A general weird.

[ but she does mull over that. ]

So you're all like. Turtle people?

[faceguy]

Oh yeah, guess so.

[Cloning is kinda weird, but Leo is a science experiment himself, so.]

My brothers and me are! My dad's a rat though.

[Don't worry about it.]

[honeybadgerer]

Is he a cool rat?

Like can he speak to other rats? Does he know kung-fu?

[faceguy]

I don't know if cool is the word I'd use...

[He loves his dad, and there was definitely a time when he was cool, but now... oof.]

Uhh, actually? No idea on the talking to rats thing. But he does know kung-fu.

[Martial arts in general, but Leo isn't a stickler for this kind of thing.]

[honeybadgerer]

Halfway cool then! Not too bad!

I know alllll the martial arts.

[faceguy]

Oh yeah? All of them, huh?

[He smirks.]

Maybe we can spar sometime.

[honeybadgerer]

Sure!

You are good at fighting right? I'm not supposed to maim people.

[faceguy]

I'm not only good, I'm a Battle Nexus champ.

[Does anyone even know what that means? Ah well.]

[honeybadgerer]

Okay?

What's a nexus?

[faceguy]

Ah, well... a nexus is... Well, you know! A nexus!

[Yeah he doesn't actually know what that word means.]

Look, the point is, you aren't going to maim me.

[honeybadgerer]

As long as you're sure.

[faceguy]

Hey, maybe I should be the one worried about hurting you.

[honeybadgerer]

I have a healing factor and I don't feel pain.