( video | un: honeybadger )

[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

[faceguy]

Oh yeah? All of them, huh?

[He smirks.]

Maybe we can spar sometime.

[honeybadgerer]

Sure!

You are good at fighting right? I'm not supposed to maim people.

[faceguy]

I'm not only good, I'm a Battle Nexus champ.

[Does anyone even know what that means? Ah well.]

[honeybadgerer]

Okay?

What's a nexus?

[faceguy]

Ah, well... a nexus is... Well, you know! A nexus!

[Yeah he doesn't actually know what that word means.]

Look, the point is, you aren't going to maim me.

[honeybadgerer]

As long as you're sure.

[faceguy]

Hey, maybe I should be the one worried about hurting you.

[honeybadgerer]

I have a healing factor and I don't feel pain.

[faceguy]

...Oh, well then, Miss Fancy Pants. Guess that just means I can go all out.

[He doesn't really mean that, but still.]

[honeybadgerer]

I don't know if I'd call it fancy.

[faceguy]

Well, whatever you would call it, point is, not a problem.

[honeybadgerer]

Okay, then?

Just let me know when and where

[faceguy]

Where are you at? Central? Or Excelsior?

[Or the other two, if you’re spicy.]

[honeybadgerer]

Outside Excelsior. I own a dino park in Arcadia.

[faceguy]

Like an actual dino park? You know that never ends well, right?

[honeybadgerer]

The dinos seem okay though.

[ she's never seen jurassic park. ]

[faceguy]

Until they break out and eat people.

[He has!]

[honeybadgerer]

They can't help that part. They're just animals.

And they didn't ask to get stuck here.

[faceguy]

You can help that part by making sure the fence doesn't break down.

[honeybadgerer]

[ now she's a bit annoyed. she's been taking good care of the dinosaurs ever since they were unleashed in excelsior and no incidents occurred once they've been under her care.

but she's a wolverine. she doesn't need to lose her temper over this. ]

Of course. Not everyone's strong to enough to handle a dinosaur. I'll make sure they never get in your way.

[faceguy]

[He snorts, amused. He sees what she's doing.]

It's not me I'm worried about, but thanks anyway.

[honeybadgerer]

You're welcome.