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[honeybadgerer]

So! I noticed that the sky is going craaaazy lately. And that might mean space stuff! So I wanted to give people some helpful pointers!


1) If you see a space bug, you should probably destroy it. Nothing good comes out of space bugs.
2) Make sure to wash your hands a lot if you touch anything from space. Or get a space suit before doing any of that stuff. Better to be safe!
3) Space raccoons are good raccoons! But they can be violent, so no petting.
4) Play nice! Unless it's a space bug.

I hope that helps!

Comments

[purplexing]

Of course not. You've done your job, I applaud the effort. Anything anyone does in spite of such warnings will get what they deserve.

[honeybadgerer]

Pretty much.

Though I hope they don't.