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[voicelog]

Display Name: iron man
Profile Photo: just a tin man going ✌️ while he's freefalling through the fuckin' sky nbd
Notes: +1 shitpost

the sky just vomited me out
please confirm if this world has coffee

nvm
just confirmed it myself thank g

[...]

sorry
got distracted catching a brat

where was i?

Comments

bless you

[voicelog]

[ he is going to file all of this away, but let's focus on the most interesting bit of info. ]

a good doc ock?
so i'm guessing he's not from 616

sorry, David's just like this. Call it jaded X-Men syndrome: he hates his people not being informed

[helpdesk_hero]

Given the fact that you're not questioning the 616 designation, or even those historical notes, I've got my fingers crossed that you're the same Tony as back home, which given a few things, probably just means we're temporally separated.

But yeah, he's not. Best I can tell there's about three or four worlds that would be within our band of the multiverse represented here. Most of use are 616ers. The next highest majority seems to be from a place some friends and I went to designated as Earth-199999. Then there's a Spider-Man from I think the same universe as the younger Spider-Man who wears the black and red outfit. And then there's Otto. He straddles the line I think. Was from one universe, got brought briefly to 199999 as you do, and ended up here.

I think he does some science tiktoks these days, and is all around nice. His actuators are under control.

And it's not like Doc Ock hasn't played the good role recently back home. Though recently for me and you might be skewed.

he's enjoying the infodump (not to mention me bc i have no idea what's going on anymore)

[voicelog]

can confirm that i am

[ he may hold no concrete memories of the civil war, but he did regain consciousness long enough to experience a world where osborn led the avengers. ]

science tiktoks? [ the multiverse sure is wild, isn't it? ]
well, i'll take your word for it

[ and confirm it for himself later. ]

thanks for the info btw
but how are you doing? [ that's important too. ]

He's just happy to be taken seriously, even if he doesn't know if Tony knows him (prob not)

[helpdesk_hero]

Well then welcome to the fold. Watch out for Lokis. We have two of ours here.

[Not a good question, asking how he's doing. Good thing it's super easy to lie via text.]

Doing lovely, Mister Stark.

he's really just taking everything in stride rn lmf

[voicelog]

yeah i'm chatting with one rn

[ it's turning out to be a very confusing exchange. ]

good to hear
if there is anything i can do to help, let me know

so chill, teaching a master class in interdimensional kidnapping zen

[helpdesk_hero]

Ah, that would be the middle of the three. Though the Kid keeps a low profile lately. This one is nice, he was with the Young Avengers with me for a while.

And... he's unfortunately not wrong about the sex toy empire. You're going to have some INTERESTING gossip to deal with.

you can only experience it so often before it becomes another wednesday

[voicelog]

[ oh, he is already making quick work of pulling up as much info as he can find on other him dw. it's... it's something, alright. ]

perfect
just what i need [ all the publicity, none of the profits. ]

He's not wrong. Wednesdays are cursed

[helpdesk_hero]

[Yeah, that's how life is. At least Tony is lucky enough that in this world his predecessor Tony hasn't done great evil to the point where his name is actively condemned.]

Could be worse. Could have romantic scandals.

[voicelog]

[ too true. ]

guess that's one of the many silver linings

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, you're not exactly wrong. There's small saves there.

Try and stay off of the gossip columns, they're a pain. Rumor is going around that I'm a dullahan. Which is ridiculous.

[voicelog]

that's the plan

[ unfortunately, in his experience, gossip columns tend to love him. ]

why a dullahan?

[helpdesk_hero]

When I'm on duty I always wear a helmet. Trying to get some of that work-life divide and privacy I could never get with mutant teams. Rue Moore likes to take random speculation.

[voicelog]

what does the helmet look like to make someone think dullahan though?

also gotta ask, but is a horse involved?

[helpdesk_hero]

Modified motorcycle helmet. So no real reason someone should think that way. And I don't have a horse. OR a motorcycle. It's not useful for me.

[voicelog]

that's pretty amusing then

[helpdesk_hero]

Amusing for you. People want to see me take my head off.

[voicelog]

you could always make a statement

[helpdesk_hero]

Most people know not to feed the bears.