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[voicelog]

Display Name: iron man
Profile Photo: just a tin man going ✌️ while he's freefalling through the fuckin' sky nbd
Notes: +1 shitpost

the sky just vomited me out
please confirm if this world has coffee

nvm
just confirmed it myself thank g

[...]

sorry
got distracted catching a brat

where was i?

Comments

un: LOKIOFASGARD, text

[ikols]

literally knew you would be back, i am a prophet

[voicelog]

[ loki, huh? ]

hate to break it to you but wrong one

first timer here

[ikols]

excuse me i own your skin cells from the workshop, i think i know the Stark from my own reality when my own fleshmagic pings me

that really doesn't sound as cool as bloodmagic

[voicelog]

ok first of all, creepy and invasive. second, excuse me but did you just say you OWN my skin cells? thirdly, even if what you say is true (#doubt btw) this really is my first time here

[ikols]

well, you abandoned ship in a hurry and even left some stray hairs around your depression dungeon, it wasn't exactly hard to create a tracking spell
you don't remember anything, then?
not the millions you owe me??? :( you better give them over before this gets embarrassing for you

[voicelog]

[ he is going to have to do some fact checking, but— ]

depression dungeon? [ doesn't sound like him. ]

is this a version of you where you're aspiring to be a comedian? because if it is, then good for you but i think you need some work on your existing material

[ikols]

oh em gee, did you go home, rinse the sadness out of your gears and return a functioning adult??
sus ...

[voicelog]

?

not entirely sure how you want me to respond to that, loki

[ikols]

tony, the last time you were here you created a dildo empire
i wasn't sure how to react to THAT, so touché at last

[voicelog]

what

[ikols]

[ Have a photodump of various scenes taken while Tony was last in Meta. That will explain better than Loki could. ]

[voicelog]

[ what

the actual fuck ]

are you sure that isn't my alt? i have a lot of them yk

[ikols]

alas, my spell is flawless
you are my known version of yourself and always have been

i kind of miss the dogged undertone of misery now that it's gone but i shan't grieve all my money wasted on buying doughnuts to keep you alive

[voicelog]

uh
look, even if that was me [ which it isn't. ]
it's clearly a me from a different timeline
so let's not revisit this ever again

[ikols]

it was worrying to see you so

[voicelog]

worrying?

well, if it helps, there isn't much for you to worry about where i'm concerned

[ikols]

there probably is but as long as it remains your usual avenging bs i shall happily stay out of it

ps: i am not giving the workshop back :)

[voicelog]

you can keep the workshop

[ he's... going to have to do a deep dive into what other him was up to while he was here, but he doesn't have much interest in repossessing anything he may or may not have owned. ]

[ikols]

so what is your MO now you're here?

[voicelog]

seeing how i just got here, i'm going to do some research while i acclimate

but before that, i'm getting myself a hot cup of coffee

[ikols]

i'm free to join you! where are you?

[voicelog]

why?

[ikols]

you went home, lost your misery grapes, and yet never crossed the timeline threshold of when you considered giving me an avengers phone :(

unbelievable

[voicelog]

you're clearly communicating with me in a language that we both share, yet somehow i'm finding it hard to make any sense out of it

look, i don't really care what gripes you have with the me that was here previously, but disregarding whether he's ahead of my timeline or he's from some weird offshoot, let's just get one thing straight: i'm not him. i have no recollection of ever being here. as far as i can tell, i don't have any misery grapes either. [ whatever that even means. ]

so if we're going to make this newfound coexistence work, then i need you to rein it in and stop bringing up someone i don't know. i'm not interested in learning about my future, so let's take all of that, put it into a box and leave it alone in a corner for now. can we do that, loki?

[ikols]

you don't have to be a little bitch about it, jeez >:u FINE, fine