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[voicelog]

Display Name: iron man
Profile Photo: just a tin man going ✌️ while he's freefalling through the fuckin' sky nbd
Notes: +1 shitpost

the sky just vomited me out
please confirm if this world has coffee

nvm
just confirmed it myself thank g

[...]

sorry
got distracted catching a brat

where was i?

Comments

[voicelog]

in my defense, he is a brat
but more important than that, it's good to see you

[ what a handful of reunions he's getting right now. fun. ]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Sorry I’m going to need you to speak up. It’s so rare to get that from an Avenger I’m not related to.

[voicelog]

well, i mean it
it's good to see you

[ does he want that on a signed card? ]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

okay

No idea what to do with this conversation now

[voicelog]

you can tell me a little about this place
or how you're doing

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I had to join one of the guilds when I turned my hotel room into an ice cube so yay I’m a hypocrite.

People disappear and no one cares

Weird shit happens and people turn into babies

Like really weird.

Like build the Baxter Building in Central Park but make it Krakoa weird

No bagel bushes tho

3 Lokis is a plus

UN: Prodigy

[helpdesk_hero]

Bagel Vine never did anything wrong.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Who said it did anything wrong? I’m hungry

[helpdesk_hero]

... Okay, fair point. I miss bagel vine.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I miss Northstar.

[helpdesk_hero]

Same. Hard same. I could use some of arguing with him right now.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I could argue with you if you want. For a treat.

[helpdesk_hero]

In French?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Calm down, homme. You want French, I want bribes. Learning a language is a big deal.

[helpdesk_hero]

Arguing in Jersey mostly devolves into swears.

You know I'm good for encouraging.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Merde.

[voicelog]

[ he doesn't see how three lokis is a plus, but... ]

which guild did you join?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

The fact that you have to ask implies an inherent bias towards me and my family.

That’s a bougie way of saying your ass is showing.

[voicelog]

inherent bias? that's a bit harsh

you didn't specify which guild and i didn't want to assume, so i asked
that's it

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Guardian Alliance. I’m not a villain.

[voicelog]

didn't think you were

[...]

i'll admit, that was careless of me
i'm still in the middle of processing this world, so i should've been more on top of it

it wasn't my intention to offend you

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Also not a REFORMED villain

… wait. No hold on. Did an Avenger just apologize?

[voicelog]

we aren't all that above it, you know?

[ not that he has considered himself an avenger in a long while. ]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

No. I don’t know. This is news and I’m about to start polling Lokis to check this out.

[voicelog]

loki might not be the most credible source, given our history