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[kid_flash_found]

Since you're not running for mayor, I can think of better runs.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

like a burrito run

[kid_flash_found]

Spain or Mexico?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

OOoh. If I go to Spain, I can get bollos preñaos

[helpdesk_hero]

Bring me back some. It's cheat day.

Text | UN: KrakoanTechNerd

[helpdesk_hero]

You absolutely have my not-vote. And, to celebrate, I'm not throwing you a fundraiser dinner, fully catered by me.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

You are not welcome, good sir!

[helpdesk_hero]

Unless you promise to fix the potholes. Potholes always need fixed.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Potholes are up there with private prisons and bookbanning and caring too much about bathrooms when you can't find a public one anywhere.

Text | UN: PicturePerfect

[atypical_echo]

I can only imagine how the street signs would change under such a candidacy.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

You get used to the signs after awhile.

Besides, people don't call them Massholes for nothing. Imagine how bad it would be if millions of people had to relearn how to drive to cater to me.

[atypical_echo]

Speaking as someone who has lived in Boston, I'm shuddering.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Fuck Boston too. Why aren't the roads straight? How is possible to not have a SINGLE straight road?

Text | un: JustAGothamGirl

[qualityfriend]

still 2 much pol spam

[slowmotionbuscrash]

what are you talking about? This is the opposite of political spam.

[qualityfriend]

still counts

just hit thm 4 real. don make fake ads bout it

[lowercase_el]

I, a complete rando, support this message. You have my formal endorsement, good sir.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Yes, another ringing endorsement to not run! Tommy Shepherd: doing what Sunset Falls needs.

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[heartthumpingexcitement]

Where are these people running for mayor, exactly? I'm new so I'm kind of confused!

[slowmotionbuscrash]

In Sunset Falls. So if you don’t live there, then you don’t have to worry about it.

@wiccant

[wordiness]

can't wait to not be the mayor's twin tbh

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Starting today, you are officially not the mayor’s twin. How does it feel?

[wordiness]

it's a lot of pressure to handle, wow..

text; thor odinson

[worldsaway]

I fight with him in private too so I hardly see what the issue is.

Also it is very unclear if you are running or not. Not that I ought to give you advice.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

How is this very unclear? I said every step of the way that I'm NOT running.

Why are Avengers this stupid