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metaheroes2022-11-12 06:18 pm
slowmotionbuscrash) wrote in metaheroes2022-11-12 06:18 pm
Since you're not running for mayor, I can think of better runs.
You absolutely have my not-vote. And, to celebrate, I'm not throwing you a fundraiser dinner, fully catered by me.
I can only imagine how the street signs would change under such a candidacy.
Unless you promise to fix the potholes. Potholes always need fixed.
OOoh. If I go to Spain, I can get bollos preñaos
Potholes are up there with private prisons and bookbanning and caring too much about bathrooms when you can't find a public one anywhere.
You know you have only to ask. It's not like there's much I'm useful for these days.
Dude, careful what you say. You might sound like a serious candidate.
Seriously, fuck private prisons.
Seriously, fuck private prisons.
International street food and dash. Hit everything we can think of.
You get used to the signs after awhile.
Besides, people don't call them Massholes for nothing. Imagine how bad it would be if millions of people had to relearn how to drive to cater to me.
Besides, people don't call them Massholes for nothing. Imagine how bad it would be if millions of people had to relearn how to drive to cater to me.
You know me. I forget to pay attention in briefings.
[Please, David, don't ruin his cover of ineptitude...]
[Please, David, don't ruin his cover of ineptitude...]
Speaking as someone who has lived in Boston, I'm shuddering.
And yet your gaming prowess is insane. How is the focus so different?
Guess I have to vote for the Speedster That has Focus.
Guess I have to vote for the Speedster That has Focus.
Stop right there, I'm not doing a dine and dash on some street vendor. I'm not a jackass.
Good thing the only thing we're running for is snacks.
Yeah, I'd vote for the Boss without hesitation. Mostly because he'd do the work and it would annoy him SO much.
It's fine. I called them Massholes.
Tired of tripping over potholes.
And fuck private prisons. AND secret government prisons.
Tired of tripping over potholes.
And fuck private prisons. AND secret government prisons.
I don't mean stealing. Dude, what kind of an impulsive idiot do you think I am? I always pay for what I eat. That's why I had to sign on.
You have any idea how many calories I burn in a day of running all over the place? Actually, you probably do, but you know what I mean. It's hard to stay fueled.
You have any idea how many calories I burn in a day of running all over the place? Actually, you probably do, but you know what I mean. It's hard to stay fueled.
Really is. I mean, imagine how mad you would go over how slow the work is.
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