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[kid_flash_found]

You know me. I forget to pay attention in briefings.

[Please, David, don't ruin his cover of ineptitude...]

[helpdesk_hero]

And yet your gaming prowess is insane. How is the focus so different?

Guess I have to vote for the Speedster That has Focus.

[kid_flash_found]

Good thing the only thing we're running for is snacks.

[helpdesk_hero]

Really is. I mean, imagine how mad you would go over how slow the work is.

[kid_flash_found]

I'd have to read the relevant documents, constitutions, and legal codes, too. It'd take, like, a whole hour.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, worst way to pass your time. You'd have to do all the baby kissing to make up for the boredom

[kid_flash_found]

Handshakes and kissing babies really should sound like a recipe for either the world's most robust immune system or a lot of sick days.

[helpdesk_hero]

It would help pass the time.

[kid_flash_found]

Guess it's a good thing neither of us are going into politics.

[helpdesk_hero]

No one would vote for a techie like me.

[kid_flash_found]

I just worry that nothing good is going to come out of Thor and Loki running against each other.

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't disagree. I'm also not a resident, so I'm not exactly allowed to vote.

[kid_flash_found]

Yep, I'm glad I don't live in magic central for so many reasons. It's not a good mix for me.

[helpdesk_hero]

Or for me. So I stay where I am. Even if technology goes wrong and Metas get blamed.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Northstar isn't here.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, I'd vote for the Boss without hesitation. Mostly because he'd do the work and it would annoy him SO much.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Smth smth being competent only makes more shit get put on your shoulders

[helpdesk_hero]

I believe the specific is 'with great power comes great responsibility'

[slowmotionbuscrash]

oh yeah like the power to switch sides mid fight where's the responsibility

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, at least you don't have to worry about who wins.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

on what planet do I not have to be worried?

[helpdesk_hero]

The one where we live in Excelsior?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ Oh crap.]

And they're gods.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Dude, at least warn him before you move.]

And they don't seem to care about where we live?

Action for those who missed the switch

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I don’t care about where they live, so what?

[ But he’s not here to avoid talking. Tommy just smashes face first into the non sequitur. ]

Billy’s back in this ‘verse.