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[slowmotionbuscrash]

You are not welcome, good sir!

[helpdesk_hero]

Unless you promise to fix the potholes. Potholes always need fixed.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Potholes are up there with private prisons and bookbanning and caring too much about bathrooms when you can't find a public one anywhere.

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, careful what you say. You might sound like a serious candidate.

Seriously, fuck private prisons.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

It's fine. I called them Massholes.

Tired of tripping over potholes.

And fuck private prisons. AND secret government prisons.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David doesn't know if Tommy's home or not, but damn, he's laughing so loud that he might be heard even out of their apartment so what does it matter?]

And secret private prisons too? I'm definitely against those.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ He can be aroundish, although he might also be running to Spain. ]

Yeah, I don't know if they're a thing here, but they're a bad idea. Worse than being stuck in the same city as a Thor v. Loki match.

OH SHIT WHICH ONE IS THE CONSERVATIVE

[helpdesk_hero]

[Yeah, just bring him back some snacks.]

I'm sure they are. i mean, the guilds exist. Clearly you've got to have private holes to put people in.

At least they're using their words rather than their weapons this time?

Dare you to ask Loki.l

[slowmotionbuscrash]

pass

it's not the fun loki or i'ma adopt this one loki

[helpdesk_hero]

Been there. Adopted that. Complicated mood.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

You adopted Loki?

[helpdesk_hero]

It's honorary. You know, sorta like family but not. Like I had in school.

[Because he doesn't wanna say 'honorary x-men']

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Found family.

[ But nothing else. He knows how careful David is about his secret ID, and that gives him cover to not publicly talk about how important found family is. ]

[helpdesk_hero]

Exactly. Like I found my friends, and you.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Did I just get downgraded from friend?

[helpdesk_hero]

No, Tommy. You got upgraded to family.