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[kid_flash_found]

Spain or Mexico?

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OOoh. If I go to Spain, I can get bollos preñaos

[kid_flash_found]

International street food and dash. Hit everything we can think of.

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Stop right there, I'm not doing a dine and dash on some street vendor. I'm not a jackass.

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I don't mean stealing. Dude, what kind of an impulsive idiot do you think I am? I always pay for what I eat. That's why I had to sign on.

You have any idea how many calories I burn in a day of running all over the place? Actually, you probably do, but you know what I mean. It's hard to stay fueled.

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it's insanely hard to stay fueled even when your whole everything is redesigned to use every calorie as effectively as possible. I get it.

[kid_flash_found]

I have a farm. It helps sometimes. Although garden produce is over, although the girls are beginning to really lay eggs.

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yeah but you need carbs too

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Oh, don't I know it.

[helpdesk_hero]

Bring me back some. It's cheat day.

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You know you have only to ask. It's not like there's much I'm useful for these days.

[helpdesk_hero]

Bullshit you're not good for much.

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You know me. I forget to pay attention in briefings.

[Please, David, don't ruin his cover of ineptitude...]

[helpdesk_hero]

And yet your gaming prowess is insane. How is the focus so different?

Guess I have to vote for the Speedster That has Focus.

[kid_flash_found]

Good thing the only thing we're running for is snacks.

[helpdesk_hero]

Really is. I mean, imagine how mad you would go over how slow the work is.

[kid_flash_found]

I'd have to read the relevant documents, constitutions, and legal codes, too. It'd take, like, a whole hour.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, worst way to pass your time. You'd have to do all the baby kissing to make up for the boredom

[kid_flash_found]

Handshakes and kissing babies really should sound like a recipe for either the world's most robust immune system or a lot of sick days.

[helpdesk_hero]

It would help pass the time.

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Northstar isn't here.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, I'd vote for the Boss without hesitation. Mostly because he'd do the work and it would annoy him SO much.

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Smth smth being competent only makes more shit get put on your shoulders

[helpdesk_hero]

I believe the specific is 'with great power comes great responsibility'

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oh yeah like the power to switch sides mid fight where's the responsibility