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Mowing Down An Army Comprised Entirely of Reed Richards: The Game

I can think of a few people who would pay money for that.

[ DYLAN HIMSELF MAY OR MAY NOT BE ONE OF THEM, mostly contingent on if he can further mod the game so every Reed is The Maker, not Mr. Fantastic. ]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

oof! yeah, the DOOM mod would probably sell well in the supervillain crowd

[ Sorry bud! She's never met Reed, let alone The Maker, she just knows that Reed is a Good Guy! ... although, he probably skirts into morally ambiguous Tony Stark territory from time to time, what with all the Science. ]

but on the bright side, if they dealt with their frustrations by staying indoors and playing video games all day, that'd be a lot easier on everybody!

[codicies]

Superhero fps and/or beat-em-ups for the greater good...

so crazy, it just might work.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

just picture it: instead of knock-down-drag-out world-ending supervillain fights... ESPORTS

[codicies]

FUND IT

shit, u wanna make a game together?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Do you code? I'm totally down for a game jam!

man, I wonder if we could just get them all really into competitive Tetris or something :/a

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Sounds cathartic. You can put him in his own dumbass prison.

[codicies]

I've met three very different Reeds and I've yet to find one I actually like.

But the easiest one to tolerate was a sewer hermit with a tin hat.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Isn’t that what’s his face. Mole Man.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

oh my gosh do not get me STARTED ON MOLE MAN

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I smell goss.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

he's like a hundred years old, and once tried to blackmail me into dating him by turning central park into a giant sinkhole

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Can’t fault him for having taste. The blackmail is shitty though.

Why is it always Central Park?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I can fault him for a lot of things actually!

but yeah, central park is right in the middle of everything and is super noticable, his logic was 'squirrels are underground now, that means you will be my wife right, that's how this works'. Dude speedran the Nice Guy timeline

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I was trying to say you’re great.

Not that I’m endorsing violence in the context of real or stalker relationships, but please tell me you kicked him in the nuts.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

oh, shoot, sorry! I got a little worked up there just thinking about the whole thing, but thank you! <3

Nancy slapped him, if that helps?

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Was it satisfying?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I mean, NGL, after he got really into blackmail mode and tried to kidnap Nancy I really did want to punch him, but then he switched gears and started making out with a Tricephalous, so I figured 'problem solved'

but I was very glad that she slapped him in my defense, yes, and Nancy said afterwards that she'd do it again if he kept bein a creep