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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

oh my gosh do not get me STARTED ON MOLE MAN

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I smell goss.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

he's like a hundred years old, and once tried to blackmail me into dating him by turning central park into a giant sinkhole

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Can’t fault him for having taste. The blackmail is shitty though.

Why is it always Central Park?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I can fault him for a lot of things actually!

but yeah, central park is right in the middle of everything and is super noticable, his logic was 'squirrels are underground now, that means you will be my wife right, that's how this works'. Dude speedran the Nice Guy timeline

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I was trying to say you’re great.

Not that I’m endorsing violence in the context of real or stalker relationships, but please tell me you kicked him in the nuts.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

oh, shoot, sorry! I got a little worked up there just thinking about the whole thing, but thank you! <3

Nancy slapped him, if that helps?

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Was it satisfying?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I mean, NGL, after he got really into blackmail mode and tried to kidnap Nancy I really did want to punch him, but then he switched gears and started making out with a Tricephalous, so I figured 'problem solved'

but I was very glad that she slapped him in my defense, yes, and Nancy said afterwards that she'd do it again if he kept bein a creep