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UN: Echo

[atypical_echo]

Echo.

[torchbearer]

So you hate your own name?

[atypical_echo]

I didn't choose it. But come one, everyone knows that names that explain your power set are the worst.

[torchbearer]

True.

But why not change it?

[atypical_echo]

I'm told 'branding' matters.

[torchbearer]

Gross.

[atypical_echo]

Makes me think of this movie from home called Space Balls.

Merchandising

[torchbearer]

You're not wrong.

And that's a classic.

[atypical_echo]

I have some relief that one of the best parody producer/director/writers of all time back home exists in multiple universes.

And now I'm imagining 'Echo the musical' and 'Echo the action figure' and 'Echo the toilet paper' and I'm just sad.

[torchbearer]

Are you putting ideas out on the internet.

[atypical_echo]

I mean, it's twitter. It gets ideas all on its own that are more cursed than those.

un: greenlanternsuckz

[reneger]

green lantern
sounds more like a sentient lamp

[torchbearer]

True, but you never know.

[atypical_echo]

Echo the exclusive line of high fashion mirrors.

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[ wow. ]

Came up with that yourself?

[torchbearer]

Or something from Amazon.

[atypical_echo]

See now that I would sue over. Nothing on Amazon.

And no waifu pillows. No one gets to cuddle me but people I get to cuddle back.

[reneger]

and what kind of power is someone named "green lantern" supposed to have anyway? blind people by being too bright? help keep the streets lit so cars don't run over cyclists?

[torchbearer]

Hey, at least that's some societal good in there. And it seems to work, since the red hood ripped them off.

[torchbearer]

I think waifu pillows only get sold if you're an anime or hot enough.

[reneger]

is being ripped off by a gangster really a bragging point?

[torchbearer]

It says more about them than Green Lantern.

[reneger]

you asked about superheroes

green lantern is the dumbest SUPERHERO name i've ever heard

[torchbearer]

Really? Dumber than Nightwing?

[reneger]

dumber than nightwing