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[definecat]

Ok, I have a shirt and shoes. How come I'm still not getting any service? #malldiscrimination

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UN: CaptainMarvel

[chewiedout]

Okay but that's a great shirt. Do you know where I could get another of them?

[definecat]

For you or Chewie?

[chewiedout]

For Chewie, no doubt.

[definecat]

I would ascertain your feline companion's opinion on clothing before getting too invested in fashion. Most cats are not fans, despite the volume of pictures out there. They're are sometimes more frozen in fear than happy to be in something that constricts their movement.

[chewiedout]

She's not exactly 'Most cats' she's a species of alien from outer space known as a Flerken. Most earth cat rules tend to not apply to her.

[definecat]

All the more reason to be reasonable about clothing. Although I can certainly send you the information on my tailor...