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[definecat]

Ok, I have a shirt and shoes. How come I'm still not getting any service? #malldiscrimination

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[chewiedout]

She's not exactly 'Most cats' she's a species of alien from outer space known as a Flerken. Most earth cat rules tend to not apply to her.

[definecat]

All the more reason to be reasonable about clothing. Although I can certainly send you the information on my tailor...