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[torchbearer]

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[torchbearer]

[ wow. ]

Came up with that yourself?

[reneger]

and what kind of power is someone named "green lantern" supposed to have anyway? blind people by being too bright? help keep the streets lit so cars don't run over cyclists?

[torchbearer]

Hey, at least that's some societal good in there. And it seems to work, since the red hood ripped them off.

[reneger]

is being ripped off by a gangster really a bragging point?

[torchbearer]

It says more about them than Green Lantern.

[reneger]

you asked about superheroes

green lantern is the dumbest SUPERHERO name i've ever heard

[torchbearer]

Really? Dumber than Nightwing?

[reneger]

dumber than nightwing

[torchbearer]

I doubt that.

[reneger]

nightwing at least sounds more superheroey
green lantern just sounds like something you would bring with you on a hike

[torchbearer]

Nightwing sound like someone's first OC where they put two cool words together and they mean absolutely nothing.

At least Green Lantern's unique in its weirdness.

[reneger]

he goes out at night and he does 'fly'ish

green lantern is just boring

[torchbearer]

Swinging like a monkey doesn't count as flying.

Also doesn't Green Lantern come from Space? It's not like humans coined it. So it doesn't really count.

[reneger]

it counts
you asked

[torchbearer]

I can change the rules.

[reneger]

i'm sticking with green lantern

[torchbearer]

You're no fun.

[reneger]

i'll give you nightwing as second dumbest

[torchbearer]

I'll take it.

/threadjack

[codicies]

spider-man has entered the chat.

Not really but I've done the swinging around on tall buildings thing before and it's fun as hell. And I was just clinging to his back.

[torchbearer]

I'm sure it is, but it still doesn't count as flying.

[reneger]

who are you, the flying police?

[torchbearer]

No, just someone who understands the definition of flying.

[reneger]

[torchbearer]

wow I didn't know you could read.