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🐍 loki odinson 🐍 ([personal profile] dothelokimotion) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2023-03-03 06:35 am

( our powers | video | public )

[ the feed starts with loki, primly dressed in a suit and his hair slicked back. he even has his crown of horns on, to signify his prestige. all in all, he looks impeccable. a perfect facade. loki then clears his throat, hands folded on top of the desk. ]

Greetings. I am Loki of Asgard, new Mayor of Sunset Falls. I have been sworn into the position and intend to uphold it, despite the fact that this position seems to have . . . curious additional problems attached to it. Such as maintaining a hellmouth and fostering peace between supernatural clans. I don't understand why this is my job and not the Sorcerer Supreme but who am I to complain? I do wonder if it means that I'm require to add a Supreme as well, since I'll be taking on Stephen Strange's duties.

Oh, and I'm supposed to make a pact with a Greek God or I'll die a gruesome death. Which isn't really all that appalling, I have those every five years. But I suppose I must, though I don't grasp why they need to be Greek. The lowest of all pantheons. Which one would you recommend?

And lastly, I hear there has been issues of drugs in the community. I don't really understand the mortal desire for hallucinogens and the like, but I have created a Public Service Annoucement to guide you on the right path.







That is all.
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[personal profile] levelshift 2023-03-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I did. It might lead to you getting back to your own universe, too.
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[personal profile] levelshift 2023-03-05 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Are you expecting a resume or something?

Fuck, you could've led with that.
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[personal profile] levelshift 2023-03-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Butter up a god? That's taking it a step too far.]

No thanks. I'll work with someone who says they're a god, but I'm not that desperate.