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[dothelokimotion]

[ the feed starts with loki, primly dressed in a suit and his hair slicked back. he even has his crown of horns on, to signify his prestige. all in all, he looks impeccable. a perfect facade. loki then clears his throat, hands folded on top of the desk. ]

Greetings. I am Loki of Asgard, new Mayor of Sunset Falls. I have been sworn into the position and intend to uphold it, despite the fact that this position seems to have . . . curious additional problems attached to it. Such as maintaining a hellmouth and fostering peace between supernatural clans. I don't understand why this is my job and not the Sorcerer Supreme but who am I to complain? I do wonder if it means that I'm require to add a Supreme as well, since I'll be taking on Stephen Strange's duties.

Oh, and I'm supposed to make a pact with a Greek God or I'll die a gruesome death. Which isn't really all that appalling, I have those every five years. But I suppose I must, though I don't grasp why they need to be Greek. The lowest of all pantheons. Which one would you recommend?

And lastly, I hear there has been issues of drugs in the community. I don't really understand the mortal desire for hallucinogens and the like, but I have created a Public Service Annoucement to guide you on the right path.







That is all.

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[demigoth]

[ Have a grumpy 16-year-old. Incidentally, in Nico’s universe, a god of another pantheon will see an aura around him identifying him as a Greek demigod. Loki may be able to tell. ]

They’re not the lowest pantheon, and why do you have to make a deal with them?

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmm. ]

Yes, they are. I've met Zeus. He's the worst. And I knew Odin personally.

Apparently it's needed to avoid death.

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[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

Whichever one is easiest to kill.

Just in case.

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[ikols]

Can we get free ice creams in Sunset Falls now?

[dothelokimotion]

While you have a valid point, I think that would make the pact difficult to navigate.

[dothelokimotion]

[ bluntly. ]

No.

[ikols]

[ Offended!! ]

What's even the point of you becoming mayor, then?

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[harageous]

What?? That job comes with a hellmouth?

Lucky!

( if this sounds angrily jealous, it's because it is. )

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[rehandle]

[ D e a d p a n and more than a little chilly: ]

Congratulations.

[dothelokimotion]

I could sell it to you if you want. Probably.

[dothelokimotion]

It certainly wasn't to give you freebies.

[dothelokimotion]

Thank you. Though such an outcome was to be expected.

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

It's the most surefire method to ensure you're in a position to enforce any terms.

If you're at their mercy, they have little incentive to abide by any agreement if they don't want to.

[rehandle]

No.

[ You've been mayor for two minutes please don't make him start having to act like a man with responsibilities ]

[harageous]

Probably's only probably.

Have you seen it yet? What are you feeding it?

( are you taking care of it? are you treating it right? telling it it's a good hellmouth? )

[dothelokimotion]

You're not wrong, but pacts with gods are usually straightforward if you ensure no loopholes. I'm well-versed in them.

[rehandle]

To the contrary, I think you've overcome overwhelming odds.

[harageous]

Hey, hey.

Don't be butting in here.

[dothelokimotion]

Why not? It's not like we're doing anything with it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ ah. hm. ]

That part is unfortunately a bit more complicated.

[dothelokimotion]

[ is. is that flattery. what is he supposed to do with that. he clears his throat, pretending it never happened. ]

Indeed. Though it's annoying that I got ambushed with all these tasks.

[rehandle]

Not for sale, sorry.

[ He has literally no say what is and isn't for sale. ]

[rehandle]

The entryway to hell isn't a commercial enterprise.

[harageous]

Go on.

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps it should be. Civil work is not a lucrative enterprise.