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[dothelokimotion]

[ the feed starts with loki, primly dressed in a suit and his hair slicked back. he even has his crown of horns on, to signify his prestige. all in all, he looks impeccable. a perfect facade. loki then clears his throat, hands folded on top of the desk. ]

Greetings. I am Loki of Asgard, new Mayor of Sunset Falls. I have been sworn into the position and intend to uphold it, despite the fact that this position seems to have . . . curious additional problems attached to it. Such as maintaining a hellmouth and fostering peace between supernatural clans. I don't understand why this is my job and not the Sorcerer Supreme but who am I to complain? I do wonder if it means that I'm require to add a Supreme as well, since I'll be taking on Stephen Strange's duties.

Oh, and I'm supposed to make a pact with a Greek God or I'll die a gruesome death. Which isn't really all that appalling, I have those every five years. But I suppose I must, though I don't grasp why they need to be Greek. The lowest of all pantheons. Which one would you recommend?

And lastly, I hear there has been issues of drugs in the community. I don't really understand the mortal desire for hallucinogens and the like, but I have created a Public Service Annoucement to guide you on the right path.







That is all.

Comments

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

It's the most surefire method to ensure you're in a position to enforce any terms.

If you're at their mercy, they have little incentive to abide by any agreement if they don't want to.

[dothelokimotion]

You're not wrong, but pacts with gods are usually straightforward if you ensure no loopholes. I'm well-versed in them.

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

So long as you're sure. I'd imagine this is more your field of expertise than mine, anyway.

[dothelokimotion]

I have the experience.

Though it is frustrating that I myself do not count as enough of a God.

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

Perhaps they just want to eliminate the potential for any self-dealing.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki huffs. ]

Or they're just cowards.