charles edward allan brock (
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Is my (36M) alien son from another dimension (14M) too old for Elf on The Shelf?
Asking for a... me. I'm asking this for me.
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Like unto a god?
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He knows when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows whether you've been bad or good... so, yeah, maybe he's a god.
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It's all meant to decide whether or not you're a good person, and therefore worthy of gifts.
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Unless a new dude comes along who decides who's good and evil, we gotta default to Santa.
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[ This is maybe why she hasn't joined up with a guild yet... ]
I think you should deny this elf entry to your home, not because of your son's age, but because of his autonomy!