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Poll #27893

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Is my (36M) alien son from another dimension (14M) too old for Elf on The Shelf?

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Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
2 (28.6%)

Asking for a... me. I'm asking this for me.

Comments

[hevenly]

I did not agree to assign any power to Santa, nor to the courts of man. I enact my own vengeance and seek my own justice.

[ This is maybe why she hasn't joined up with a guild yet... ]

I think you should deny this elf entry to your home, not because of your son's age, but because of his autonomy!