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[wherenoonegoes]

[The video starts with the appearance of the big, scaly face of a dragon cocking his head as he stares at the camera.]

Hang on, that's not right.

[The camera switches around, revealing a gangly, freckled teenager.]

There we go. So, apparently this thing is supposed to let me communicate with people at long distances. Not sure how that works, but I'll take their word for it.

Hi, my name's Hiccup. Yes, it is really Hiccup. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third if you wanna get all formal about it. It's a cultural thing. And trust me, it doesn't make any more sense in context.

The dragon you saw? [Said Dragon trudges around until he's visible behind Hiccup.] That's my buddy Toothless. Don't worry, he's friendly. He eats fish, mainly.

What else? I'm a Viking, I'm a blacksmith, and I like building things. I think that covers things for now. How about you guys.

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LOKIOFASGARD, video;

[ikols]

A real Viking?

Re: LOKIOFASGARD, video;

[wherenoonegoes]

Yes, a real Viking.

[Hiccup sounds a little bitter, like he's been questioned about his lack of obvious Vikingness for most of his life.]

[Mostly because he has.]

Are you really Loki? Because with the way things have been going lately I wouldn't be surprised.

[ikols]

[ Hand over his heart! The twins really do have their fibbing down if they imitate his innocent expression half as well. ]

Your words wound me, little wrathful one! If bringing you here were my doing we'd all be having a way better time.

[wherenoonegoes]

...I wasn't actually blaming, although now I'm wondering if I should.

[Your reputation precedes you, after all.]

[ikols]

Quite rude to any passing deity, aren't you?

[wherenoonegoes]

You think that was rude? That was me holding back.

Also, if you take the sarcasm away, all I'll be left with is high-pitched panicked screaming. Followed closely by hyperventilation.

[Honestly, it sounds like both are already starting at this point.]

Look, if you want to punish me me because my stupid smart mouth got ahead of me again, fine. Just don't hurt Toothless.

[Unfortunately, it seems like Toothless has other plans. He doesn't 100% understand everything that's going on, but he does understand that his best friend is scared. He growls at the screen. If Loki wants to hurt Hiccup, he'll have to get through Toothless first.]

[ikols]

I'll give that punishment some thought.

[wherenoonegoes]

Actual punishment or or no punishment but I spend the rest of my life waiting for it to come but it never does?