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Bart Allen ([personal profile] kid_flash_found) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-06-02 12:00 pm

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Display Name: Bart Allen
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Notes: Cock(erel) talk

[Bart opens sitting in a pen with a pair of what to the casual eye look like very small chickens calmly enjoying his company.]

So, as some of you may remember, back in the first week of April I got a dozen day-old chicks to raise up to lay eggs in the future. They were sexed to be girls, but unfortunately that's not a foolproof check that early in life. So...

[He pauses to pick up the mostly white one, who barely struggles at the manhandling and quickly calms in his lap after a few protesting caws and pets from his owner.]

This one isn't a hen. Well, technically the girls are called pullets at this age, but this fella here? He's a cockerel. And I'm not planning to breed new chicks, so I need to find him a good home. As you can see he's pretty well mannered and doesn't tend towards bad habits, although he will untie your shoelaces for you if you let him. But he is a boy and he does crow, so make sure you have enough space so he doesn't decide to do it right outside your window every morning. A rooster's crow is so loud you really shouldn't be listening without ear protection. As a matter of fact, nature has given roosters a natural ear protection for when they crow, otherwise they'd deafen themselves.

But enough of that. If you have interest in a good feathery boy, feel free to contact me. All I ask is he be well taken care of and have a good life.
thecoolerloki: (04.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
THOR TELL HIM I WOULD BE A GOOD BIRD-DAD
deemed: (Our once barren world)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ you're being left on read ]
thecoolerloki: (04.)

this is a series of messages sent right after each other until he responds

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
THOR
deemed: (Angry things)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ two hours later, after he's done working out ]

what
thecoolerloki: (17.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Tell him I'll be a good bird-dad!
OR ELSE
deemed: (Now brims with life)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
or else what
thecoolerloki: (12.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Or else. This is your last chance to comply.

deemed: (We are the dust of dust)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
how terrifying




[ ooh he still has a beer left, nice ]
thecoolerloki: (36.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
You once yelled at me that I couldn't even take care of a dog.
deemed: (With golden string)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ sure, come for him with that guilt ]

you've no need for a chicken, brother
thecoolerloki: (31.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I had no need for a bed in Asgard, and yet I sleep on one here.

I want a chicken.
deemed: (I guess space and time)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
do you? or do you wish for one because you have been told that you cannot have one?
thecoolerloki: (17.)

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Both can be true.

I decided I wanted a dog when the All-Mother told me Thori was naturally evil. It sounds as if this chicken is similarly unwanted.
deemed: (Pulling at the seams)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
i believe the chicken will make it's way to a safe home. bart sounds as though he will take great care in that