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[somepig]

display name: Spider-Ham
profile pic: here
notes: n/a

[What appears onscreen is a pig in a Spider-Man suit. He doesn't look quite real, though. Aside from the fact that he walks on two limbs? He also looks over-saturated and cel-shaded. Like a cartoon character come to life.]

Howdy fellow Confluencers! That's the right word for it right? I'm Spider-Ham! I'm sure most of you want to get home by now, and lucky for you I got this handy dimensional travel watch. Watch and be amazed as I teleport from here to back to mine then back to here in the blink of an eye.

[He doesn't teleport]

...in the blink of an eye.

[He still doesn't teleport]

Hang on for second folks, technical difficulties. Lemme just flip this open and- wait, where's the Bee-Yonder? Okay, there's a note here...On vacation, bee back later.

ON VACATION, BEE BACK LATER? You've gotta be kidding me! What is this hogwash?

Comments

[somepig]

Well it
was either leave us be or have to keep dealing with us.

[ikols]

you're such a cute pig 3:)

[somepig]

Also a taken pig, but I'll take the compliment.

[ikols]

you usually are in every world, it's sweet
i caught a you who isn't, you'll probably meet him

[ Sending him a picture of himself smiling, as a hungry-looking fox. He cannot believe Peter is a pig, this is delightful. ]

[somepig]

Huh. Weird. Usually you're a dog in my universe. Same with the rest of the Arfgardians.

[ikols]

[ !!! ]

i'm not really a dog sort of person

[somepig]

Well, no, clearly you're a fox person That's why I even brought it up.

I wouldn't take it personally. There's a universe where I'm actually thousands of spiders stuffed into a Spider-Man suit. It's a bit of a sticky situation.