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metaheroes2022-05-26 10:01 pm
somepig) wrote in metaheroes2022-05-26 10:01 pm
ourpowers | video | public
display name: Spider-Ham
profile pic: here
notes: n/a
[What appears onscreen is a pig in a Spider-Man suit. He doesn't look quite real, though. Aside from the fact that he walks on two limbs? He also looks over-saturated and cel-shaded. Like a cartoon character come to life.]
Howdy fellow Confluencers! That's the right word for it right? I'm Spider-Ham! I'm sure most of you want to get home by now, and lucky for you I got this handy dimensional travel watch. Watch and be amazed as I teleport from here to back to mine then back to here in the blink of an eye.
[He doesn't teleport]
...in the blink of an eye.
[He still doesn't teleport]
Hang on for second folks, technical difficulties. Lemme just flip this open and- wait, where's the Bee-Yonder? Okay, there's a note here...On vacation, bee back later.
ON VACATION, BEE BACK LATER? You've gotta be kidding me! What is this hogwash?
profile pic: here
notes: n/a
[What appears onscreen is a pig in a Spider-Man suit. He doesn't look quite real, though. Aside from the fact that he walks on two limbs? He also looks over-saturated and cel-shaded. Like a cartoon character come to life.]
Howdy fellow Confluencers! That's the right word for it right? I'm Spider-Ham! I'm sure most of you want to get home by now, and lucky for you I got this handy dimensional travel watch. Watch and be amazed as I teleport from here to back to mine then back to here in the blink of an eye.
[He doesn't teleport]
...in the blink of an eye.
[He still doesn't teleport]
Hang on for second folks, technical difficulties. Lemme just flip this open and- wait, where's the Bee-Yonder? Okay, there's a note here...On vacation, bee back later.
ON VACATION, BEE BACK LATER? You've gotta be kidding me! What is this hogwash?
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i'm not really a dog sort of person
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I wouldn't take it personally. There's a universe where I'm actually thousands of spiders stuffed into a Spider-Man suit. It's a bit of a sticky situation.