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[definecat]

Ok, I have a shirt and shoes. How come I'm still not getting any service? #malldiscrimination

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UN: AtypicalPhotos

[atypical_echo]

Ah, i see the problem. Only one pair of shoes. Most people would say you have two sets of feet. Clearly they are wrong.

[definecat]

Maybe, but I'm not about to try manipulating things with shoes on my forepaws. It's ridiculous.

[atypical_echo]

It would be ridiculous. And so rude to expect of you.

[definecat]

Turning my kitty paws into functional stubby hands is much less objectionable to most people than using tendrils from elsewhere. And I prefer to choose who and when I shock.

[atypical_echo]

It's the potential for toebeans I expect.

[definecat]

The human obsession with paw-pads will never cease to amuse.

[atypical_echo]

Toe beans are super cute. I'm sorry.

[definecat]

Humans are a strange animal. For so many reasons. And thinking random things are cute is just one symptom.

[atypical_echo]

Oh, we're really weird. I'm not going to argue about that.

[definecat]

But deep down, we're all bizarre beasts.

[atypical_echo]

That is very true.