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metaheroes2022-03-01 10:52 pm
frenchkissed) wrote in metaheroes2022-03-01 10:52 pm
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( woah, it's a giant monster sitting on a fancy hotel bed surrounded by junk food. and, woah, he's broadcasting with surprisingly good angles, lighting, and sound quality! it's almost like he's sharing a body with a journalist who does this sort of thing for a living.
wild stuff.
anyway, their recent battle against tiktok streamers and instagram personalities seems to have venom ready for his time in the spotlight. he starts by tearing open a box of chocolate-covered pretzels and dumping them into his oversized mouth. )
WE... ARE VENOM.
TONIGHT, WE WILL EAT FOOD.
YOU WILL ASK US QUESTIONS.
TRUTHFULLY, WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ROLE OF EATING FOOD IN THE PROCESS OF STREAMING LIVE VIA THE LITTLE BOX... DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU HUMANS ENVY US? SURELY IT ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU HUNGRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE.
( beginner mukbang streamer is a beginner. spare him. )
BEFRIEND ONE ANOTHER IN THE COMMUNICATION SPACE.
DISCUSS YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH TODAY'S BATTLE.
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.
...IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT TURN AWAY THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT IN THIS WORLD.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
( woah, it's a giant monster sitting on a fancy hotel bed surrounded by junk food. and, woah, he's broadcasting with surprisingly good angles, lighting, and sound quality! it's almost like he's sharing a body with a journalist who does this sort of thing for a living.
wild stuff.
anyway, their recent battle against tiktok streamers and instagram personalities seems to have venom ready for his time in the spotlight. he starts by tearing open a box of chocolate-covered pretzels and dumping them into his oversized mouth. )
WE... ARE VENOM.
TONIGHT, WE WILL EAT FOOD.
YOU WILL ASK US QUESTIONS.
TRUTHFULLY, WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ROLE OF EATING FOOD IN THE PROCESS OF STREAMING LIVE VIA THE LITTLE BOX... DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU HUMANS ENVY US? SURELY IT ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU HUNGRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE.
( beginner mukbang streamer is a beginner. spare him. )
BEFRIEND ONE ANOTHER IN THE COMMUNICATION SPACE.
DISCUSS YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH TODAY'S BATTLE.
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.
...IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT TURN AWAY THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT IN THIS WORLD.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
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EDDIE.
EDDIE, look. IT IS YOUR CRUSH.
What?
No, man, she's not my crush.
YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE.
THAT IS CRUSHING.
Not the same thing.
Jesus.
Just run your stupid livestream.
YES, OF COURSE.
WELCOME, LOKIOFASGARD!
EDDIE IS CRUSHING ON YOU.
Oh? My god?
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Oh, my! He doesn't have crushes on lots of people, does he? That would make me feel cheap.
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What— What is this?
Attraction isn't a one size fits all thing for humans, dude.
Y'know, there's platonic attraction, romantic attraction, sexual, aesthetic...
More importantly, why is this a conversation we feel the need to have with a literal god?
AHA! HIS HEARTRATE HAS INCREASED!
NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE A MOVE!
( no one can say venom doesn't try his best to be the wingman. )
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Venom, you are looking exceptionally handsome today, and since I can't see Eddie please let him know I'm sure he looks very dashing too.