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[greatairplane]

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Just got dumped here. Doing research.
Rate ur top 5 super COSTUME from 1 to 5 w/1 being 'my clothes are already on the floor' and 5 being 'if I had to pick a gender flavor I don't usually drink'
this is COSTUMES ONLY

Comments

@bombgartner

[bombshelled]

is this supposed to be costumes we'd want to wear, or costumes we'd be DTF?

[greatairplane]

DTF
If I'm gonna wear spandex I need to know what I'm aiming for

[bombshelled]

fair
idk what the point is, tho
I could name my top 5 costumes from my world & you wouldn't have any fucking clue who they are

[greatairplane]

obvs I meant from this world. if you don't know any by name, just snap some pictures
or tell me about them
idc

[bombshelled]

ok fair lol

1. Fantastic
2. Red-Eye
3. Silent Mystic
4. Anima
5. Atomight

-10000000000. Baron von Borzoi he's legit just a fucking dog

[greatairplane]

ok. looked them up. Kinda digging Anima but Fantastic is up there.
Borzoi is uh... yeah. let's not count him on any votes.
...is he a good dog though? It says he's a villain? so... maybe not a good dog.

[bombshelled]

I mean, I'm not really a dog person
I know the internet-accepted answer is "aren't all dogs good dogs?"
but idgaf

[greatairplane]

I think those are for dogs that aren't supervillains
but I've never had one so idk either

do you have a costume?

[bombshelled]

why, you want to see if I'm fuckable?

[greatairplane]

that too
but if you're a super and you have a costume, you're free game for ranking, ya know?

[bombshelled]

well maybe I am a super, and I'm trying to keep a low profile and don't just want to out my secret ID on twitter.

[ Lana... Your superhero name is Bombshell and your twitter name is bombgartner. The jig is up. ]

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[mostdangerousbird]

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why

[greatairplane]

So I know what to include or not in mine when I decide on a costume

[greatairplane]

if you're a super then I'm going to guess you walk around in a giant bomb outfit. Like this one. F-Bomb Costume

[mostdangerousbird]

You can’t base your costume on what you think is attractive. It’s what’s useful.

[bombshelled]

damn, how'd you get that pic of me?
guess my cover's blown

[greatairplane]

2/10 needs more fishnets

[greatairplane]

yes I can. and anyway I never said I was basing it on what I find attractive.

[mostdangerousbird]

You clarified it was based on what you were DTF.

[greatairplane]

I said it was based on what the responders are DTF
idk any of these people yet. idk who I'd be DTF

[bombshelled]

how about this?
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[greatairplane]

8/10 missing the domino mask and idk something about the boom just doesn't feel right
good upgrade tho
if I don't see Bomb Garden on the news after this I'm going to be disappointed

[bombshelled]

damn
I don't give enough of a fuck to aim for those last 2 points

anyway, why do you care about all this shit?
are you some kind of cape chaser?

[greatairplane]

like I said in op, it's research.
I just got dropped into a world where superheros are real and I now have powers I didn't have before
I mean, I grew up on Ultraman, but that's all television, you know?

[mostdangerousbird]

Stop being pedantic. We all know why you’re asking.