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[greatairplane]

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Just got dumped here. Doing research.
Rate ur top 5 super COSTUME from 1 to 5 w/1 being 'my clothes are already on the floor' and 5 being 'if I had to pick a gender flavor I don't usually drink'
this is COSTUMES ONLY

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[greatairplane]

2/10 needs more fishnets

[bombshelled]

how about this?
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[greatairplane]

8/10 missing the domino mask and idk something about the boom just doesn't feel right
good upgrade tho
if I don't see Bomb Garden on the news after this I'm going to be disappointed

[bombshelled]

damn
I don't give enough of a fuck to aim for those last 2 points

anyway, why do you care about all this shit?
are you some kind of cape chaser?

[greatairplane]

like I said in op, it's research.
I just got dropped into a world where superheros are real and I now have powers I didn't have before
I mean, I grew up on Ultraman, but that's all television, you know?

[bombshelled]

well welcome to weird ass superhero world I guess
slightly weirder than the superhero world I come from (but only slightly)

[greatairplane]

as someone from a weirdass superhero world got any tips?

[bombshelled]

honestly?

stay the fuck out of the hero game

like, I get it
you've got powers now, and if you really want to help or feel like you're in some way obligated to, then fuck it
put on spandex and risk your life

but that shit is dangerous, man

[greatairplane]

I don't really want to risk my life or anything dangerous
but I also like not starving
and those guilds or societies or whatever they probably expect some superhero activity in exchange for paying the bills
but if I can get away with sitting on my ass somewhere safe and get paid to do it I'm all for the easy way out

[bombshelled]

there are probably jobs you can get that's related to hero shit but not actually hero shit, that would keep you in the guilds good books

can you sew? you could make costumes for heroes

[greatairplane]

I mean I can but I'd really like to get away from the physical labor jobs they're so tiring
If they have desk jobs I can definitely make myself useful
At least I hope so

[bombshelled]

there might be like guild accountants or something.

[greatairplane]

I do have experience in logistics. I'll ask. Thanks!

[bombshelled]

np gl!