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[greatairplane]

Display Name: Airplane
Profile Photo: white vector airplane flying 'skyward' on a blue background
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Just got dumped here. Doing research.
Rate ur top 5 super COSTUME from 1 to 5 w/1 being 'my clothes are already on the floor' and 5 being 'if I had to pick a gender flavor I don't usually drink'
this is COSTUMES ONLY

Comments

[greatairplane]

I said it was based on what the responders are DTF
idk any of these people yet. idk who I'd be DTF

[mostdangerousbird]

Stop being pedantic. We all know why you’re asking.

[greatairplane]

what's pedantic about it? I'm here for the opinion of the masses
I literally just got dropped here like, yesterday
I don't have opinions yet

[mostdangerousbird]

And this is the first thing on your mind as a new arrival?

[greatairplane]

first thing on my mind was 'shit it's really cold'
followed by 'where the fuck is my husband?'
followed by 'where the fuck am I?'
followed by general cursing and fearing for my life
and it's been a day, so I'm giving myself a mental breather
Is that fucking okay with you or are you gonna keep pearl clutching because someone somewhere might get a boner over a costume?