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[greatairplane]

Display Name: Airplane
Profile Photo: white vector airplane flying 'skyward' on a blue background
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Just got dumped here. Doing research.
Rate ur top 5 super COSTUME from 1 to 5 w/1 being 'my clothes are already on the floor' and 5 being 'if I had to pick a gender flavor I don't usually drink'
this is COSTUMES ONLY

Comments

2/2

[beatscissors]

Wait, he's not wearing it.

[greatairplane]

No this is good. Excellent example of a top ranked 'my clothes are already on the floor' costume

[beatscissors]

[The next photo uploaded is literally a pile of clothes on the floor. Part of Thor's leg is in the shot.]

True.

[greatairplane]

(👍≖‿‿≖)👍 (👍≖‿‿≖)👍 (👍≖‿‿≖)👍

Which hero is this? Are they in this world? How did you get so close to them to take such a good picture?

[beatscissors]

This is my friend Thor. He's standing next to me right now.

[greatairplane]

Take a selfie with both of you in it

[beatscissors]

[The 'selfie' is a 10 second video of them posing for the camera with snake hands before they realise they've selected the wrong function. The video ends as they both loudly start talking over each other.]

[greatairplane]

[He'd mostly been hoping for more of the shirtless hottie but the rock man next to him was actually pretty cool, too. And... It looked like they were having fun. It brought a sad smile to his face and he was glad for the anonymity of the internet because even trying to make the best of things the way he normally did couldn't stop the painful squeeze in his chest. He'd probably cry if he watched more of them together. Good thing the video was short.]

Eh what's this? You're holding out on me! Where's your clothes on the floor picture? Have your friend take one of you for me!

[his friend, 'Thor' (like the Norse god, what fun parents he must have!), looked like he'd get a kick out of returning the favor]