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[frenchkissed]

Poll #27893

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Is my (36M) alien son from another dimension (14M) too old for Elf on The Shelf?

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Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
2 (28.6%)

Asking for a... me. I'm asking this for me.

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[frenchkissed]

It's not about love, man.
It's about good and bad.

You think it's objectively good to be taking naps on my laptop when you know I need it most? ...Think Santa would say no.

[definecat]

I never do it when you actually have a deadline. Only when you're stressing out because you think you need to write something that you know you're not ready to complete.

[frenchkissed]

First of all.

[definecat]

Also, laptops are nice and warm.