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Poll #27893

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Is my (36M) alien son from another dimension (14M) too old for Elf on The Shelf?

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Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
2 (28.6%)

Asking for a... me. I'm asking this for me.

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EDDIE I LITERALLY HAD MY 15TH BIRTHDAY LAST MONTH

YOU WERE THERE

[ is it a typo? probably. is he gonna milk it? hell yes. ]

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Eddie???

Who's Eddie?

This is u/RatInAMask

( @/RatInAMask who's desperately searching for an edit button. )