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Poll #27893

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Is my (36M) alien son from another dimension (14M) too old for Elf on The Shelf?

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Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
2 (28.6%)

Asking for a... me. I'm asking this for me.

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[monomachy]

I promise I will not let anyone slide down our chimney, no matter what magic they wield.

[frenchkissed]

You can't stop this one, Diana. He's... good. Objectively good.

He brings us gifts.

All of us.

[monomachy]

Then why does he enter through the chimney? That is suspicious.