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[dothelokimotion]

[ a video also starts up with loki, dressed in his black suit and a green scarf draped around his neck. this is playing in the background and it's clear this is a professionally edited video (not like thor's ]

Greetings, residents of Sunset Falls. You may know me, Loki. Odinson. Proprietor of the Opherium, spreader of culture and the arts. Throws the best parties. Bringer of a good time. But I'm here now, as a candidate as a mayor for Sunset Falls.

Tired of the same old? Looking for a little chaos that is fun and not strange people turning up and curses running amok? Tired of the same old heroes running around like the own the place and never being accountable?

Vote for me as mayor and I'll be sure to focus on your needs. Needs for magical education, giving our artists and creative youths a voice in these times and making Sunset Falls the memorable place on the planet.

[ he gives a bow, before the video closes. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

I'm aware of how my father lost his eye.

And Thor lost his because our sister stabbed it out and he's bad at dodging.

[miraclekiller]

[ Actually the Norse gods then, or close enough to it. Carol will make a note of this. She didn't think there were living Annunaki left, but then again this is a different dimension and they were said to have fled to one.

Multiverses. They are very silly. ]

One might argue that copying the form has its own symbolic meaning. Certainly holds up in certain schools of magic. Besides, losing a fight doesn't have anything to do with mayoral aspirations. I was hoping for something sillier.

[dothelokimotion]

Thor drove a spaceship into our grandfather's statue because he can't press a button properly.

[miraclekiller]

I've seen space shuttles do worse. Do you have any other funny stories?

[ Yes she knows about the time the Symphogears flew a shuttle through K2. That was because of engine trouble, not operator fault, but Loki doesn't have to know that. Carol is just very into knowing stupid stories about the gods, as the dimension's leading antitheist. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Funny stories about Thor?

[miraclekiller]

I don't think you're going to give me stories of your own humiliations, so that's what we have to work with.

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmm. ]

But you seem familiar with our stories already.

[miraclekiller]

A version of them. Myths passed down from antiquity. One rarely gets to meet the gods in the flesh. None of the stories I know said anything about the god of thunder crashing a spaceship.

[ at least she doesn't get to meet gods and not have to try and kill them ]

[dothelokimotion]

Well, I suppose I can regale you with a few.

[miraclekiller]

I'm all ears. Or eyes, as it were.

[dothelokimotion]

Quaint.

[ he needs a moment to recall a story. or make one up. it depends on his mood, really. ]

When I was young, I was still practicing my magic while Thor practiced weaponry.

[miraclekiller]

That does seem to be how it usually goes. I would be more worried if it were the opposite.

[dothelokimotion]

Do you want me to tell this story or not.