( instagram/other social media | loki.odinson )

[dothelokimotion]

[ a video also starts up with loki, dressed in his black suit and a green scarf draped around his neck. this is playing in the background and it's clear this is a professionally edited video (not like thor's ]

Greetings, residents of Sunset Falls. You may know me, Loki. Odinson. Proprietor of the Opherium, spreader of culture and the arts. Throws the best parties. Bringer of a good time. But I'm here now, as a candidate as a mayor for Sunset Falls.

Tired of the same old? Looking for a little chaos that is fun and not strange people turning up and curses running amok? Tired of the same old heroes running around like the own the place and never being accountable?

Vote for me as mayor and I'll be sure to focus on your needs. Needs for magical education, giving our artists and creative youths a voice in these times and making Sunset Falls the memorable place on the planet.

[ he gives a bow, before the video closes. ]

Comments

[beatscissors]

[Loki's campaign is also reposted on all of Korg's social media pages.]

Vote for Loki!

...and Thor. Can we put two names down?

[dothelokimotion]

No, Korg. That's not how this works.

[beatscissors]

That's a bit stink. They should give us two votes.

[dothelokimotion]

Then it'll get nowhere.

[beatscissors]

But then you could both be king!

...Mayor.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he flinches. ]

Don't be foolish.

private; un: AngelA

[hevenly]

[ User @AngelA quietly likes all of Loki's social media posts... And all of Thor's as well.

Later, she messages Loki privately. ]

I wish you both luck in your campaigns, though I hope you understand that I must abstain from voting.

[dothelokimotion]

That is only fair.

But between us, you would have voted for me, correct?

[hevenly]

In this specific instance, in this specific race...

You have more experience with magical matters, so you would be the better candidate.

[dothelokimotion]

I'll take it.

[hevenly]

I will say this: it would not be the first time I have supported a Loki in a political campaign.

[dothelokimotion]

[ oh. so much for originality. ]

Why would they run a campaign?

[hevenly]

He decided he wanted to try being president of the United States. You would have to ask him for his motivations. I simply provided security at his rallies.

[dothelokimotion]

So just an impulse then.

[ makes sense but america???? ]

[hevenly]

So it would seem. I trust you have stronger intentions to actually lead this town?

[dothelokimotion]

If I'm to build a home here, at the very least I should look after it.

[ and mold it to his preferences, of course. ]

[hevenly]

Not everyone would think to extend that looking after to the entire town.

[dothelokimotion]

Yes, well, I'm a pioneer.

[hevenly]

Clearly.

In any case, I trust you will invite me to any celebrations, be they victorious or conciliatory.

[dothelokimotion]

Of course, sister.

[hevenly]

Then I wish you luck. And may the best Odinson win.

[dothelokimotion]

Thank you.

@chirpchirpchirp

[mostdangerousbird]

[ The account is as bare bones as it is allowed to be and doesn’t identify the user. ]

Holding the heroes accountable for what?

[dothelokimotion]

For damages, of course. They're not exactly known to be conscientious of property.

[mostdangerousbird]

The guilds have insurance to cover damages.