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[worldsaway]

Display Name: thor odinson
Profile Photo: icon
Notes: crossposted to various social medias, warning for image heavy post

[Over a course of a few days, Thor posts the following images to his social medias.]





[Eventually, a video recording will start to circulate. It features a very somber Thor, dressed in a suit with his hands folded professionally in front of him. He is standing in front of a wobbly powerpoint presentation which currently reads "VOTE THOR".]

Hello residents of Sunset Falls, friends of Sunset Falls. You might know me already-- if not, my name is Thor. I've been a resident of Sunset Falls for some time now-- [Thor flicks to a slide of him moving into Loki's apartment, with Loki looking less than impressed to be in the photo.]

And so I was interested when I heard of Mayor West's plight-- you may not know, but I've dabbled in a leader myself. I was Prince of Asgard for many years, recently promoted to king-- because my father died. Now, I'm the king of nothing-- because I'm here. But also because Asgard blew up. [Thor star swipes to a photo of an explosion. He looks perturbed, he definitely hasn't reviewed the slides.]

You may ask, "why would you admit that? will we explode if you are mayor?" and these are valid questions-- though you should know I blew Asgard up to save it. And you can trust that I am honest, unlike my campaign rival, who is also my roommate, who is also my brother--

Regardless, I don't think we need to blow up Sunset Falls to make it a better place to live. We need to focus on creating a safe, stable community with access to appropriate medical care and support services for its residents, a community free of fear and.. ghosts. [A slide of a ghost appears, again Thor seems perturbed by this.]

Thank you for your time and remember, a vote for Thor is a vote for one person. A vote for Loki opens the door to endless, terrible possibilities.

[There's a muffled sound and the camera abruptly shuts off.]

Comments

[worldsaway]

You're the best vice-mayor a man could ask for.

Though I think we may need to work on our spelling.

And our art skills. Why am I wider than you?

[beatscissors]

It's your cape! Flowing in the wind majestically.

[Attached]

Does it look better now?

[worldsaway]

No, Korg! Now it looks like I'm doing a big fart.

[beatscissors]

How about now?

[]

[dothelokimotion]

A vast improvement, well done Korg.

[beatscissors]

Thank you, Loki. I will make sure to put your name down for my vote.

[Wait.]

[dothelokimotion]

You'd think you'd understand the democratic process considering how often you try to spark a revolution.

[beatscissors]

So I shouldn't put your name down?

[dothelokimotion]

Actually, you should. I'll support your causes. And art.

[beatscissors]

That's very kind of you, Loki. Thor gave me a list of causes to support I think I've got the list somewhere...

[dothelokimotion]

Forget Thor.

What do you want to support?

[beatscissors]

[Brightly:]

Thor!

[dothelokimotion]

This is why you never win any revolts.

[beatscissors]

We won the last one though.

[worldsaway]

ET TU, BRUTE?

[beatscissors]

Thor, I think your teamspeak is broken.

[worldsaway]

No, Korg. It's an ancient human saying. Roughly translated, it means something like "you son of a bitch".


..Perhaps slightly less harsh. And crude. I am sorry, but you've really peeved me this time.

[beatscissors]

What did I do?

[worldsaway]

I don't understand how it keeps getting worse-- did you give Loki abs? He doesn't have abs. He's thin and sickly.

[dothelokimotion]

I beg your pardon.

[worldsaway]

It's very becoming on you?

[dothelokimotion]

Nice save, brother. Though it may not save your hair so I suggest sleeping with one eye open.

Oh, wait. You only have the one.

[worldsaway]

I'll put the cybernetic one somewhere else and I'll always see you coming.

[dothelokimotion]

Not if I dump it in acid.

[beatscissors]

He is a bit small, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I thought he might like seeing himself like this.