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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Venom, but in Eddie's clothes

( nothing special about this set-up outside of venom in full form napping like a baby on the couch behind him. )

So, things have been a little heated between the metas and the non-metas from the sounds of it. For good reason. Powers are really dangerous, and it kind of seems like everywhere we go, worlds literally seem to fall apart...

...Which isn't great.

People are, like, disappearing into other dimensions. I don't know what the fuck that's about, and hell if I know how to fix it.

But... I think it could be worth trying to fix things with the people who're afraid of us... Or hate us, but those ones might take a little more work to get through.

I don't see why we can't do this Coyote Ugly style and hold a Date-A-Meta Auction? Y'know, spend a day with a local so they get to see we aren't so bad?

Or each other, if you want.

Bid on whoever.

Plus all the proceeds would go to restoration projects to get the cities back in order. So it's a win-win.

Any volunteers?

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[jimmies]

Yeah.

[ Dot dot dot. ]

But who really dates these days, right?

[frenchkissed]

...So that's a no on the dating auction, then?

[jimmies]

[ He winces. Okay, Jimmy can see where he walked into trouble there, but in his defense a dating auction is way different than a hookup app. ]

No, I'm in for that. Or if you need someone to take pictures. Which, uh, might be a better idea than dating me.

[frenchkissed]

I think someone else hopped on the photography gig, but I don't see why we can't have two? Better for publicity that way, I'd imagine.

Would you consider throwing your hat in the ring if we assure you no gorillas will be present?

[jimmies]

Hey, I'll try anything twice.