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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Venom, but in Eddie's clothes

( nothing special about this set-up outside of venom in full form napping like a baby on the couch behind him. )

So, things have been a little heated between the metas and the non-metas from the sounds of it. For good reason. Powers are really dangerous, and it kind of seems like everywhere we go, worlds literally seem to fall apart...

...Which isn't great.

People are, like, disappearing into other dimensions. I don't know what the fuck that's about, and hell if I know how to fix it.

But... I think it could be worth trying to fix things with the people who're afraid of us... Or hate us, but those ones might take a little more work to get through.

I don't see why we can't do this Coyote Ugly style and hold a Date-A-Meta Auction? Y'know, spend a day with a local so they get to see we aren't so bad?

Or each other, if you want.

Bid on whoever.

Plus all the proceeds would go to restoration projects to get the cities back in order. So it's a win-win.

Any volunteers?

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[dothelokimotion]

[ just like loki, ba dum tish. ]

It sounds entertaining and a worthwhile distraction.

asdfgh

[frenchkissed]

Yeah... Distraction. Something fun and lighthearted, but still with a purpose, y'know?

Are you volunteering as tribute?

[dothelokimotion]

Mostly my theatre. As a space to use.

[ as much as it might be fun to volunteer, he's not sure his ego could take it if he was passed on. ]

[frenchkissed]

That'd be great, yeah. Your theatre, I've been there a couple times. Back when it opened. It's, like, the perfect place for something like this.

If we can drum up enough interest in this, I'd really appreciate that.

[dothelokimotion]

Surely, no hero would pass up charity.

[frenchkissed]

You want us to kick some money your way for hosting? V and I have a joint piggy bank that could probably foot the bill.

[dothelokimotion]

It wouldn't hurt. I'll subsidize the fee for you.

[frenchkissed]

Like an IOU? Sweet. We can do that.

[dothelokimotion]

Subsidize, not waive.

[frenchkissed]

So, payment plans...

Can we pay you in chocolate snacks and weird alien stories?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki considers this. ]

Chocolate is acceptable.

[frenchkissed]

Venom's gonna love you.

[dothelokimotion]

Whom?

[frenchkissed]

Venom? And I think you're using that wrong.

[dothelokimotion]

Am I supposed to know who that is.

[frenchkissed]

I don't know, maybe? We've drank from your chocolate fountain?

He's the ball of goo behind me.

( said ball of goo is sleeping peacefully. please don't disturb him with your disrespect. )

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki definitely didn't meet everyone at his party. and the first time he met eddie, eddie was . . . by himself and a bit unhinged. ]

I see. And this is your alien friend?

[frenchkissed]

Uh. Yeah.

Something like that.

[dothelokimotion]

"Something like that".

Is he or is he not?