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[somepig]

display name: Spider-Ham
profile pic: here
notes: n/a

[What appears onscreen is a pig in a Spider-Man suit. He doesn't look quite real, though. Aside from the fact that he walks on two limbs? He also looks over-saturated and cel-shaded. Like a cartoon character come to life.]

Howdy fellow Confluencers! That's the right word for it right? I'm Spider-Ham! I'm sure most of you want to get home by now, and lucky for you I got this handy dimensional travel watch. Watch and be amazed as I teleport from here to back to mine then back to here in the blink of an eye.

[He doesn't teleport]

...in the blink of an eye.

[He still doesn't teleport]

Hang on for second folks, technical difficulties. Lemme just flip this open and- wait, where's the Bee-Yonder? Okay, there's a note here...On vacation, bee back later.

ON VACATION, BEE BACK LATER? You've gotta be kidding me! What is this hogwash?

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video; un: otto octavius

[doctopoda]

[Otto just. Stares dead-eyed at this for a little bit. It's hard to tell with the glasses, but you kinda get that vibe.

...yeah. You know what, this may as well be happening today. Why the hell not.]

Is this pig thing standard, where you're from?

[You know what, if he has to deal with this now, please at least tell him you somehow have pig powers.]

Re: video; un: otto octavius

[somepig]

Not just pigs. We've got all sorts of animals.

For instance, in my universe you're a cat. Goes by the name of Doctor Octopussycat.

[And he does have pig powers. By virtue of being a spider turned into a pig.]

[doctopoda]

[Otto snorts. Actually, no, he just bursts into laughter. It's the kind you get when someone is very tired and just sort of Done, but like? It's also objectively funny.]

That's worse! That's actually worse than Doctor Octopus!

[somepig]

Hey, they only get worse from there. Eelectro, The Green Gobbler, Sandmanatee...

[doctopoda]

Eelectro isn't that bad. Hardly worse than Electro.

[He's a bit curious about "the Green Gobbler", but that prods at some pretty recent wounds; he doesn't ask.]

But that does make me feel better about mine, so thank you for that.