charles edward allan brock (
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Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Just two bros vibin'.
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I'm looking to sell some feature stories to local papers. At least until I have enough momentum to get a regular column started.
So, if anyone's got a crazy story and feels like sharing it, I'm your guy.
Probably won't be much more than an origin story, what your powers are like, a few photos, maybe a bit about your hobbies... those kinds of questions. Don't feel like this is a job interview or anything. It's all about you, so just tell me whatever and we'll see if we can't make a story out of it.
( This next part gets added on later, like a side comment: )
Also, we sorta need a place to live.
Pros:
- Good with pets.
- Good at cleaning. And cooking.
- Probably gonna stay out of your way, for the most part.
Cons:
- SORT OF A LOSER.
- CANNOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES.
- TERRIBLE AT SINGING.
- Comes with an alien.
( Two very different posts happening here. )
Profile Photo: Just two bros vibin'.
Notes: N/A
I'm looking to sell some feature stories to local papers. At least until I have enough momentum to get a regular column started.
So, if anyone's got a crazy story and feels like sharing it, I'm your guy.
Probably won't be much more than an origin story, what your powers are like, a few photos, maybe a bit about your hobbies... those kinds of questions. Don't feel like this is a job interview or anything. It's all about you, so just tell me whatever and we'll see if we can't make a story out of it.
( This next part gets added on later, like a side comment: )
Also, we sorta need a place to live.
Pros:
- Good with pets.
- Good at cleaning. And cooking.
- Probably gonna stay out of your way, for the most part.
Cons:
- SORT OF A LOSER.
- CANNOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES.
- TERRIBLE AT SINGING.
- Comes with an alien.
( Two very different posts happening here. )
Display Name: Peter Parker
i have some info i can give you about the festival they just had but i dont want to do that on the network where its public jic
i guess thats not a cool personal story or whatever but maybe the media needs to hear things like this
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Sounds like a good news package. Can you say what kind of festival it was, or is that also on the down-low?
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i have to go to school to learn how to use the power the confluence gave me ig
takes up a lot of time
[ He's not even a good liar in text, rip in pieces ]
oh wow you missed it?! yeah they had this whole annual thing celebrating the takedown of some big villain named starstruck
but atomight didnt look really happy to be there and it was kind of a mess
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That's a story right there.
How's your life changed since getting the ability to... do whatever it is you do?
( let's hope he can keep this up. )
Yeah, I was a little tied up, I guess, when all that was going down. This Starstruck guy is bad news?
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but i got powers FROM the confluence ykwim
i can communicate with computers now
its kind of weird
other than the alliance asking me to join up and going to a weird school that we dont actually know the location of its not all that different i guess
starstruck is dead now but its
complicated
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un: Ντιάνα
How do the both of you feel about horses?
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Horses?
...
I'm from New York. I've never... encountered... a horse. Do they kick?
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They only kick if you're rude. But I can help you get on their good side. I have an extra bedroom, and it is yours for as long as you like--but I will need help with the horses. And cooking.
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( crazy by his scale might be a little off as of these past few months, but he spent the majority of his life as just some regular-ass dude, so he still got a good meter for when things are Not Normal. )
Horses. All right. How many horses are we talking?
( and will venom try to eat them?
venom was pretty good when they'd had chickens, so he's sure he can be nice to horses. and not eat them. or attempt to eat them. or possess them. or attempt to possess them.
he's asking a lot here, he's realizing. )
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[venom pls do not possess the horses, they neither of you would enjoy it]
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display name: Stephen Strange
[ It's less an active invitation and more a concerned citizen's preference for a man/toothy alien combo not to end up taking some poor idiot's spare room in a Central City apartment block. Hopefully things work out with the horses, but if not... ]
re: reporting, where are you hoping to get a foothold?
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Thanks, man.
And I don't know, really. Wherever will have me, I guess. If we're off to Kansas, we might try something in the Little Love Sentinel. Getting a headlining article in the Center City Daily would be ideal, but baby steps, you know?
I'd even write for this world's rendition of Buzzfeed if I need to.
"36 Travel Items That Are A Must-Have For Your Weekend Getaway — #18 Will Surprise You!"
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maybe u can join one?
but if u wanna interview me i dont mind!!!
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How have the Guilds been with you?
And yeah, totally. Pick a day and we'll come by.
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which is fair? but the aliance has been super nice to me
they gave me a house and an allowance and i go to school and sometimes they ask us for help but thats it
im free after school like 5pm onwards
ill send u my address u can show up whenever
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( eddie, a man in his thirties, feels like he absolutely cannot just show up at this teenage girl's home whenever. even if he knows his intentions aren't ill in the slightest, it's a bad look, man.
if her classes end at five, maybe she's in college? either way.
he's going to have to pass on the house calls for now. )
How about a bookstore? Or a coffeehouse?
You like coffee?
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although Mina wouldn't find it weird to invite Eddie, she has a roommate who is older too so this wouldn't be too strange. ]
i do!!!
there are bookstores with coffeeshops in it if u wanna meet in one
i cand send u the address
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text; un: Nox
My majority of my life has been a series of crazy stories. But just how believable they'd be to anyone on this world, I couldn't say.
Ashaa's is probably the strangest. So if you'd prefer to hear that first, just to see if anything else might be of any use, I have no objections.
And, for what it's worth, I'm probably one of the few people here accustomed to living with aliens. I can't promise comfortable accomodations, but it's better than nothing. Assuming you don't get a better offer.
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( look, he's just trying to keep the facts straight, here. )
I'm being serious here, man.
I know, it's hard to believe.
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Ashaa is an artificial intelligence created by the Rakata during one of the earliest knwon eras of our galaxy's history. She was also apparently responsible for creating several of the sentient species that populated it, as well. She didn't mention humans by name, but considering she was able to repair the damage to my body and modify my genetic code easily enough, I wouldn't be surprised if we were one of her creations as well.
According to her, they were all created in an attempt to resolve why the Rakata could no longer use the Force. When that still wasn't solved, each of the races she'd created were enslaved by the Rakata. She wasn't very pleased by that.
[He did warn that he had crazy stories, so, do with "that time I met space god and she was a computer program" what you will, Brock.]
And, since you seem to believe I wasn't being serious: There are a little less than 20 million sentient species in the galaxy. My galaxy, anyway. And several dozen quadrillions of sentient inhabitants, spread across nearly a billion star systems.
I'm quite accustomed to aliens. I'd even be willing to bet I've met more aliens than you have people.
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You think you could draw us up a timeline? So far, my notes are looking like:
- Rakata came first
- God is a woman
- The gene code has been sequenced
- The Force????
- Paranoid Android by Coldplay
( ... )
My alien wants to meet you.
1/2
2/2
@callidus
No thanks.
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But I've got a brother that would understand that second part a lot more than you think.
He's not here, though.
[Debatably, he's nowhere at all anymore.]
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( also, he has a brother who's got experience with aliens?? with is this person's life?? )
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