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charles edward allan brock ([personal profile] frenchkissed) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-05-12 09:08 am

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Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Just two bros vibin'.
Notes: N/A

I'm looking to sell some feature stories to local papers. At least until I have enough momentum to get a regular column started.

So, if anyone's got a crazy story and feels like sharing it, I'm your guy.

Probably won't be much more than an origin story, what your powers are like, a few photos, maybe a bit about your hobbies... those kinds of questions. Don't feel like this is a job interview or anything. It's all about you, so just tell me whatever and we'll see if we can't make a story out of it.


( This next part gets added on later, like a side comment: )

Also, we sorta need a place to live.

Pros:
- Good with pets.
- Good at cleaning. And cooking.
- Probably gonna stay out of your way, for the most part.

Cons:
- SORT OF A LOSER.
- CANNOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES.
- TERRIBLE AT SINGING.

- Comes with an alien.


( Two very different posts happening here. )
tinglesense: (laughter)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-05-21 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh well ill tell my guys to look forward to it

no! i just thought that only teenagers used them i guess


[ He says, with all the self-centeredness of a teenager ]

myspace was that old website before facebook right? it had music on it or something?
tinglesense: (listen here)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-05-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh ffs i'm 18!
what are YOU like 60?
tinglesense: (okay look.)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-05-27 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah thats like a whole third of my life ago so its not exactly like im CLOSE to 12 here
im a whole adult smh

twice my age is definitely old enough that my surprise about tone markers is justified!
tinglesense: (look I'm tired)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-05-29 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i did know! it had music on it!

[ He's not technically wrong but he's never seen MySpace for real ]

ok ok fair
i guess i dont text a lot of older adults or whatever