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is anyone else bothered by the guys calling themselves spider men despite not actually being remotely spidery???????? sticking to walls and shooting fake webs doesnt make you a spider you know!!!! have you ever had to eat a bug??? have you????

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@SquirrelPower quote tweeted this

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

WOW

W O W

[calldw]

YOU'RE NOT A SQUIRREL EITHER! YOU BEAKLESS PEOPLE ALL HAVE SERIOUS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Ok, but 'animal-themed' and 'straight-up-actual-animal-person' are two different things, yeah?

[calldw]

Same difference! Put all the animal hero names on a list and the average citizen wouldn't be able to tell you who is and isn't using it as a gimmick!

Besides, it's just weird! There's a reason (besides branding) that you don't see me going around in a freaky human costume calling myself Human Man.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Actually... yeah, that's fair. I can see where you're coming from, that would be pretty upsetting. I'm sorry things have been so weird.

That said, I don't think anyone is doing this for like... branding or marketing reasons? I've literally got a tail, buck teeth and talk to squirrels. Spidey literally climbs up walls and shoots spiderwebs. We're from a place where humans are kinda the default, so people don't usually assume 'oh, that dude must literally be a spider, it's right in the name!'

Man, I wish Howard was here, you two would get along really well.